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Poshest children’s name’s you’ve heard?

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purpledaze24 · 14/07/2025 08:40

My DS is due to start school in Sept and we recently met his soon to be classmates at an intro session. I have never heard so many stereotypically posh names in one group of people in my life! (The school is close to a very wealthy village…that we don’t live in sadly!) there was an Arabella, a Tarquin, a Jaygo, a Henrietta. So that’s what inspired this thread…what do you consider the top 5 poshest names you’ve ever heard of?

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CoubousAndTourmalet · 14/07/2025 22:01

I did know a very posh Rupert when I was a teen, also a posh Alasdair. But as others have said, the genuine upper classes/landed gentry have quite traditional names in the main. James, Richard, Edward, Tim, Elizabeth, Harriet, Anne, Jane etc.
The eccentric or theatrical names are almost all what used to be referred to as lower middle class.

CoubousAndTourmalet · 14/07/2025 22:03

Soannoyingititchessobad · 14/07/2025 22:01

I’m from a mining village in the north east of England and we had a builder called Jonty so always thought it was a ‘common’ name. I actually really like it!

It's very northern, I knew of a few Jonty's when I lived in Westmorland.

SantiagoShaming · 14/07/2025 22:04

A few of my relatives’ names (and my own!) have been mentioned here. We’re pretty middle class now, but our parents and grandparents were poorly educated and in blue collar jobs.

The poshest names I’ve ever heard were Cunliffe (sorry, but hideous), Araminta (and she was very much what you’d expect an Araminta to be) and Mungo.

The actual poshest people I’ve ever met we’re underwhelmingly called Myria (pronounced Maria), Gareth and Michael.

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SantiagoShaming · 14/07/2025 22:07

CoubousAndTourmalet · 14/07/2025 22:03

It's very northern, I knew of a few Jonty's when I lived in Westmorland.

Isn’t Jonty just a nickname for Jonathan? That’s a totally normal name.

There were tons of Jonathans when I was in school in the 80s so they all had different nicknames: Jon, Jonny, ‘Johnny with an H’ (true story), Jono, Jonty, Joff and Jay.

LancashireButterPie · 14/07/2025 22:11

PandorasMailbox · 14/07/2025 20:39

He said it was too 'girly' and he'd get beaten up a lot 🙄

It's a complete mystery why he's now my ex

My 6'4" tall Gabriel has never been beaten up.

CoubousAndTourmalet · 14/07/2025 22:12

SantiagoShaming · 14/07/2025 22:07

Isn’t Jonty just a nickname for Jonathan? That’s a totally normal name.

There were tons of Jonathans when I was in school in the 80s so they all had different nicknames: Jon, Jonny, ‘Johnny with an H’ (true story), Jono, Jonty, Joff and Jay.

It is short for Jonathan yes, but I'd only heard that shortened to Jon or Jonno before so Jonty seemed odd, especially as most of them seemed to be quite elderly.

maddiemookins16mum · 14/07/2025 22:13

Quentin.

Travelfairy · 14/07/2025 22:20

WondererWanderer · 14/07/2025 09:08

They're not posh, just the Nouveau riche.

The poshest names I've heard are the Royals. Elizabeth, Alexandra, Victoria, Alice, George, Louis, William, Henry, Edward, Charles.

Names like Tarquin arent posh theyre stupid.

Agree, classic royal names like you have listed are posh. Some listed here are just weird. Who calls a child 'Fox'??

Gmary22 · 14/07/2025 22:22

twistyizzy · 14/07/2025 08:50

OP how would you feel if you saw a thread about "chav" names? Cos they are stereotypical "posh" names they are fair game? Pretty sure you wouldn't be happy if I said "let's hear the chaviest names at a school"?

Lighten up for God's sake

pambeesleyhalpert · 14/07/2025 22:22

Shesellsseashellsnotinmystreet · 14/07/2025 08:50

Araminta

Monty
Minty (Araminta which I LOVE)
Fitzgerald

pambeesleyhalpert · 14/07/2025 22:23

pambeesleyhalpert · 14/07/2025 22:22

Monty
Minty (Araminta which I LOVE)
Fitzgerald

Oh sorry I didn’t mean to tag you. I was going to say I love that name and that I know a minty! Sorry!

User6761 · 14/07/2025 22:24

As a child/student I met people with these names and remember thinking that they sounded posh (amongst a sea of Lauras, Emmas, Pauls and Johns).

Quentin
Tarquin
Jemima
Isabella
Camilla
Olivia
Candida
Artemis
Charles

Obviously some are now very popular names but back then they all seemed posh to me!

CrushingOnRubies · 14/07/2025 22:25

Jago is a common Cornish name. Not that posh down here.

Gmary22 · 14/07/2025 22:26

My ex's siblings were called Ludovik and Cordelia. They were very posh. But I have to agree with others here that names like Arabella and Rupert are what I refer to as "middle class wannabe" names. I'm a teacher and in middle class suburbs schools are full of them and it's a bit embarrassing. Tbh though I have a Margaux so I can't really talk 😂.

ChaliceinWonderland · 14/07/2025 22:27

Anais
Atticus
Huxley
Juno

Animatic · 14/07/2025 22:27

Deighton · 14/07/2025 21:47

Caspian is always mentioned on here as a posh name. Since when though? The only one I know has a raging heroin addict for a mother who's the polar opposite of posh.
Real posh people just give their kids regular names like Charlie, Harry, William etc

I have only come across it twice in my life, one in soft play of National Army Museum and the other, in a popular boys prep in SW London. :)) I agree with you re plain/traditional names though (people who have nothing to prove would choose Jack over Aurelius).

Mindyourfunkybusiness · 14/07/2025 22:30

Oh goodness, I know chickens that have the same names as many commented here 😳

RainbowBagels · 14/07/2025 22:31

Omg I love Caspian so much. I'm not posh, I don't know why I love it. I've loved it since I was a child. I have 2 DS's and it was an automatic veto both times. I probably wouldn't have seriously used it anyway to be fair!

CoubousAndTourmalet · 14/07/2025 22:33

Mindyourfunkybusiness · 14/07/2025 22:30

Oh goodness, I know chickens that have the same names as many commented here 😳

Plenty of dog & cat names here also, some of mine included 😆

HopelesslyWanderingStar · 14/07/2025 22:36

Georgiana
Tertius
Persephone

ruethewhirl · 14/07/2025 22:37

L0bstersLass · 14/07/2025 17:57

@ruethewhirl, was he Welsh? If so, not posh, just a regular name.

Ah, I never knew Tristram was a Welsh name! Don't think this Tristram is Welsh though, or at any rate he doesn't have a Welsh accent.

mindingmyown37 · 14/07/2025 22:40

Bartholomew, come across a Baxter, a Harriet, my RE teacher was called Bertram, my science teacher was called Kit, Ruth, Alexander always strikes me as posh ,Nancy, leopold, elenor, Sebastian, iris, I used to think Henry was a posh name but it’s become far more popular the last decade.

MayaPinion · 14/07/2025 22:44

The poshest names are the classic names that don’t date and don’t define the owner - Anna, Jane, Sarah or James, Henry, Edward type names are much ‘posher’ than the Araminta, Cosmo and Adoplhus type names popular amongst the Chelsea type set.

MsMiniver · 14/07/2025 22:50

HappySheldon · 14/07/2025 09:56

I have met a Ptolemy in the wild. He'd be 15 or so now. I thought that was cruel tbh. His father is a dickead and a snob who looked down on me because I am 'from the colonies' (actual quote). I'm Australian.

I taught a Ptolemy. Nickname Tolly. He will be about 30 now. The school was a comp in a quite nice suburb in Yorkshire.

MooreMooreMoore · 14/07/2025 22:50

Any name in a Jilly Cooper book!

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