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Poshest children’s name’s you’ve heard?

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purpledaze24 · 14/07/2025 08:40

My DS is due to start school in Sept and we recently met his soon to be classmates at an intro session. I have never heard so many stereotypically posh names in one group of people in my life! (The school is close to a very wealthy village…that we don’t live in sadly!) there was an Arabella, a Tarquin, a Jaygo, a Henrietta. So that’s what inspired this thread…what do you consider the top 5 poshest names you’ve ever heard of?

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ParmaVioletTea · 14/07/2025 12:24

Those are all pretty nouveau names - the "poshest" are usually the plainest, and in family traditions: James, Katherine, Anne, George, William, and so on.

Shetlands · 14/07/2025 12:27

WestwardHo1 · 14/07/2025 11:03

The poshest elements of British society are said to look down on the royals as Germanic upstarts. Only those who can trace their lineage back to the Conqueror and possibly Anglo Saxon nobility can be said to be truly posh.

Yes, you're right! Princess Diana's father was fond of saying that the Spencers were an older English family than the Windsors but of course that discounts all of the women who married into that family and became mothers of the next generation of sons to carry on the name. It's a very male-centric way of looking at ancestry to just focus on the male lineage.

The British Royal family are direct descendants of William the Conqueror and also of Saxon kings of England.

I have documented my ancestry back to the Conqueror and almost everyone with British heritage is descended from Saxon and Norman royalty. Most people with European heritage are descended from Charlemagne. The challenge is to trace and document it!

housethatbuiltme · 14/07/2025 12:27

Howtotrainarabbit · 14/07/2025 10:55

Barnaby
Edith - is that posh?

I don't think it means anything any more as some people pick names thinking they are posh or different and then there are loads of them!

Theres a tonne of Ediths and Edies in my un-posh area. It was a huge trend about 6-8 years ago.

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BertSymptom · 14/07/2025 12:31

twistyizzy · 14/07/2025 08:50

OP how would you feel if you saw a thread about "chav" names? Cos they are stereotypical "posh" names they are fair game? Pretty sure you wouldn't be happy if I said "let's hear the chaviest names at a school"?

Don’t worry “chav” names or downmarket/ low rent in MN code are slated daily on here. We know they’re naughty boy and stripper names and the poor kids will never be taken seriously in middle class careers. I’m sure the posh named folk can deal with one thread pointing out their names are a bit posh.

I say that as someone who came on this thread to see if my DDs name appeared (because my naming tastes and bank balance do not align).

LakieLady · 14/07/2025 12:32

SmellsLikeTippex · 14/07/2025 10:08

Sigh. ‘Poshness’ is subjective from where you’re standing. My husband’s uncle once jeered at me for being ‘posh’. My dad is a retired binman.

The reason I said the two people I knew were Honourables is because they have an UC courtesy title as an index of ‘objective poshness’.

I get jeered at for being "posh" by my in-laws, despite growing up on the roughest council estate in Croydon, same as they did.

And they don't even know that my father's family name is a double-barrelled one. He dispensed with using the first bit when he left the navy in 1957, and my brother and I only have the second part on our birth certificates.

TheFrendo · 14/07/2025 12:32

Xenophon

Zezet · 14/07/2025 12:32

Augustinus

GonnaeNoDaeThatJustGonnaeNo · 14/07/2025 12:34

Bingham
Piers
Tarquin

Bufftailed · 14/07/2025 12:34

TheFrendo · 14/07/2025 12:32

Xenophon

Is that real???

Svolvaer · 14/07/2025 12:35

Kingsley is the latest one I’ve heard at the school gate.

NetZeroZealot · 14/07/2025 12:40

Has anyone said Ptolemy yet?

Mctm · 14/07/2025 12:41

I used to work with a lot of posh people, the type that went to well known boarding schools and whose ancestors you could google (old money). We had a Rupert, Algernon, Constance, Persephone, Cuthbert, Hugo

OldieButBaddie · 14/07/2025 12:41

The poshest person I know is called John

LostSunglasses · 14/07/2025 12:41

NetZeroZealot · 14/07/2025 12:40

Has anyone said Ptolemy yet?

I know one. Known as Tolly. Fairly ordinary MC background, both parents in university admin.

Calliopespa · 14/07/2025 12:42

wandawaves · 14/07/2025 12:22

Maximilian.
Every syllable clearly enunciated, multiple times, in the supermarket.
"Maximilian! Maximilian! Where are you Maximilian? Oh, darling Maximilian, there you are, don't run away from mummy darling".

Oh yes! The "Every Syllable" delivery of that name - and the look of utter fury when some unsuspecting person inadvertently calls them Max! 😂

LBFseBrom · 14/07/2025 12:43

They are not posh names. There's an extremely chavvy, cheerful, ungrammatical, tattoo'd family on youtube who exploit their gorgeous little daughter whose name is Arabella. The wife has an older child called 'Roman' from a previous relati8onship and they are shortly expecting another baby girl, I wonder what she will be called.

There's no such thing as a 'posh' name. Names go in and out of vogue. The best names are the ordinary, classic ones.

You are being chippy.

ParmaVioletTea · 14/07/2025 12:43

housethatbuiltme · 14/07/2025 12:27

Theres a tonne of Ediths and Edies in my un-posh area. It was a huge trend about 6-8 years ago.

My grandmother always said that was a servant's name, together with Ruby and Pearl.

Calliopespa · 14/07/2025 12:43

housethatbuiltme · 14/07/2025 12:27

Theres a tonne of Ediths and Edies in my un-posh area. It was a huge trend about 6-8 years ago.

The Downton Effect.

polarsystem · 14/07/2025 12:47

Simeon
Benedict
Charles

MaxandMeg · 14/07/2025 12:48

WondererWanderer · 14/07/2025 09:08

They're not posh, just the Nouveau riche.

The poshest names I've heard are the Royals. Elizabeth, Alexandra, Victoria, Alice, George, Louis, William, Henry, Edward, Charles.

Names like Tarquin arent posh theyre stupid.

This. DD's a midwife and has had some aristocratic gigs and these are the names of choice. Also Jane, Anne, Robert, James.

CharlesPetrescu · 14/07/2025 12:49

A former colleague told me that he used to work with a Ruperta in a previous job.

3oldladiesstuckinalavatory · 14/07/2025 12:52

I always enjoy these threads (doesn't everyone?). SO many of my family's names come up on these threads and we're not posh at all.

My mum has a posh name becuase my granny was catholic and named her for the saint who's name day she happened to be born on. I think that gave us all airs and graces...

I was once at a very un-posh softplay where someone shouted "Ptolemy! Octoavian"; but that was in Brighton, no one turned a hair.

I have friends who are properly posh (landed gentry) and their children are standard top 50 UK kids names, nothing fancy.

Coaster99 · 14/07/2025 12:52

Ogilvy

yonem · 14/07/2025 12:55

Alondra · 14/07/2025 11:12

When the first born of King Felipe and Letizia was born and was called Leonor everyone raised an eyebrow. The name was so old, it had almost disappeared in Spain. Within 2 years, Sweden and Belgium had newborn princesses called Leonore and Eleanor.

Leonor was never a posh name, it became trendy in some European countries after Felipe and Letizia rescued the name from the history book.

I don’t think the Spanish princess caused the trend elsewhere. Leonie has been popular in German speaking countries since the nineties, well before the princess was born, likewise Eleanor in the UK. It seems more likely that it was already becoming an increasingly popular name across Europe and they cottoned onto that.

mondaytosunday · 14/07/2025 12:55

Jasper, Cornelius, Hannibal, Fergus, Henriette, Artemis

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