Repulsive sick-making figure of speech (TW contains mention of said figure of speech)

[PlasticAcrobat]

The most horrible expression I ever see on MN is currently staining my eyes in Active Conversations.

"It boils my piss."

Every time I read this, I can taste the stinking caustic ammonia vapours of boiling urine on my tongue and in the back of my throat.

I can see the saucepan boiling away on my hob, pale yellow, a witches' cauldron.

<vom> <vom> <vom> <vom>

Stop it. Please, please.

Laugh response. Laugh response. Laugh response.

Or a small hotel room one?

"Keep your eyes peeled" - my mother used this a lot. Particularly tactless my father was blind, his eyes pretty much destroyed, so if he lifted his lids it was not a pretty sight.

Thanks for Bucket of cold sick. That’s the worst of them all.
Not fond of Arse Licking or Brown Nosing either. 😩

I agree. And I do pretty much talk (in real life) like I do on here! I don't say FFS, thought I actually say 'oh for fuck's sake!' I also say 'it boils my piss' in real life too, and many other things said on here that apparently no-one in real life says! 😆

Cockwomble.

Never heard that one!

I love that one. 😆 And cocklodger for a scrounging, freeloading man.

I love 'Chill your tits'. Calm your engines, cool your jets chill your tits

Unfortunately I don't use it much IRL 😅 I have no tits BTW but don't mind tit-related insults.

Well you’re obviously one of them …

No, ammonia. It stinks of ammonia.

Pretty sure that posh people use crude expressions too.

Sure someone said ‘yuck her Yums’ on a thread a day or so ago…

Agreed op, I think it’s a disgusting, vulgar phrase. Another MN regular that repulses me (and is nonsensical) is “I lost my shit”… do people actually think about these words before saying them? Are they saying they were so angry they lost control of their bowels???

Reacting to a hot guy or picture "My ovaries just exploded". That is such a gross thought. 😑

Yes I do say that too - I lost my shit! Guess I must be disgusting and vulgar!

😬

I also enjoy 'it gets on my tits' and 'fuck that for a fucking game of soldiers' and 'eat my shit,' 'fuck me sideways' and 'kiss my fat hairy arse.'

God, I'm vile. 💀

Not fond of this. 💀 Makes me squirm that's all. I don't even get it tbh!

What does THAT mean?

Me too! Every time.

Agreed, OP- it’s utterly vile.

I think it means don’t deride something that someone else likes or enjoys.

Why are people picturing these sayings in their head though?
They're just words we read and forget about.

I think some people visualise words more than others.

hate it when people start a sentence with “to be honest “ it implies that their default position is not being honest
may as well say I’m usually a liar but on this occasion I’m going to be different !

Doesn’t it just mean I might normally not say anything but this time I’m going to front up with my thoughts on this.

I am the same! Recently hearing a lot of the expression 'wetting his dick'. It makes me want to crawl out of my skin, and I cant get the image out of my head! I literally see it...its horrific.