Can anyone outweird my secret crush?!

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I have developed an inexplicable crush on Uncle Fester.
I've had a few odd crushes over the years but this one is by far the oddest.
Does anyone else get weird crushes for absolutely no good reason?

Anyone else remember Jack May? He was Nelson Gabriel in the Archers, and either Theoden or Denithor in the Radio 4 Lord of the Rings from 40+ years ago. Now there's a voice...

I've had a crush on Alan Alda since watching repeats of Mash in my teens. When he turned up in The West Wing I decided I'd still run away with him if he asked me.

Juliet Stevenson too, but I don't think that's weird!

"Juliet Stevenson too, but I don't think that's weird!"

She has a lovely voice.

Oh I agree with this! I love her 🥰 I think it's her dedication to campaigning for children in care and her vulnerability even though she's obviously a strong woman 🤔

Are these weird crushes? When I was little I had a big crush on Chewbacca from Star Wars 😂 Robin Williams too, is that weird?

My biggest crush has always been Ray Winstone - don't know if that's weird but all my friends think it is!

This hottie.

THIS!

I have a massive crush on Youngblud. I’m old enough to be his mother! My daughter is mortified 😂😂😂

It’s because it’s Mark Rylance! Who is hot…..

Completely. He makes a wonderful Vetinari (Dance, not Uncle Fester). I've always been a sucker for a great voice (see also Alan Rickman).

Long time lurker , not posted before , my secret crush is SHREK , i think he’s cute , in fact I know a few that look like him

I once had a very rude dream about Ed Milliband. Never thought of him in that way before

Also Rishi Sunak was eye candy during the BBC lockdown briefings.

Mine used to be Janice from the Muppets.

Mrs McCluskey in Grange hill.
Showing my age and RIP

I used to fancy him like mad when he played Will Scarlett in Robin of Sherwood!

Maybe not in Bones and All though

This is normal.

I used to have a crush on George Bush, but that seems really normal compared to Uncle Fester.

I'm super into Elon Musk and I'm so ashamed. I could honestly watch him talk about rockets and Martian colonies all day. Help me.

Anyone remember this stud muffin?

I also had a Raab dream and afterwards I watched this wink about 30 times and was weak at the knees. I'm over Dom now though.

I was wondering if anyone would be mad enough to admit to Rees Mogg. i remain disappointed although unsurprised.

Definitely Mackenzie Crook. And Billy Bob Thornton.

@TulipTuesday, clearly we will have to duel. Or whoever spots the fake Vermeer gets PM…?

I saw him at Kew gardens years before he was famous. Couldn't take my eyes off him. He was wearing a leather bike jacket and he had such charisma.

Omg yes! Me & my sister were obsessed with this show!! Definitely had a crush on Vincent!

A few years ago someone on Mumsnet admitted to this and then a thread of Tumble/Justin Fletcher-themed erotica... happened. Do NOT search for this unless you have a plentiful supply of brain bleach.

I have to add to the roll call of weird Tory crushes (I have never voted for them in my life) with... Rory Stewart.