This is the answer to a question on MN. What's the question?

[drspouse]

"No is a complete sentence".

My DH has suggested we go on holiday with his parents, brother and SIL this summer but they can be controlling, and I like doing my own thing.

Do you have an answer to add?
(Feel like I didn't make the game clear.)

‘Fancy going on a 20 mile hike?’

Maybe you should get a cleaner?

My MIL wants to kiss my baby

My neighbour has knocked on my door, uninvited, and asked to borrow a spoon of sugar. It is 5:55 pm and my curtains are drawn. She has been known to edge her wheels onto my drive when reversing her car. I have plenty of sugar but not impressed with her CF behavior!! What do I say??

My distant cousin wants me to pay for his wedding.

My entire extended family of 37 people want to come round for dinner tomorrow. I gave birth to my baby 5 minutes ago and a sinkhole has just opened up outside our house.

My best friend who I haven’t seen for 20 years wants me to organise her hen party in Australia and get me and three other women who I have never met to cover her costs as she is the hen

What is this in my toilet? (Pics included)

My in laws have pressured me into hosting an elaborate party for a distant family member I barely know. They're now insisting we book Peter Andre as the entertainment. I'm much more of a Katie Price fan and she's more within my budget.

What do you think I should say to them as I don't want to disappoint the whole group of 75 people?

Is 'no' really a complete sentence?

I have a very short attention span and find it punishing to sit through traditional Japanese theatre performances, what are your views?

I thought you had provided the answer!

My husband just asked me to pick up a birthday card for his mother whilst I was at the shops.

Three years ago, one of DD's classmates turned up unexpectedly to her 7th birthday party so she didn't get a party bag as I didn't have spares. The child's mother is now demanding I pay for the 3 years of therapy her child has undergone in order to deal with the crushing disappointment and related trauma. What should I say to her?

My friend since Uni has asked me to dinner. she was slightly unenthusiastic about my baby name choice (Bertie-Frills) so I don’t feel she is on my side. What excuse can I make?

I want all my bridesmaids to come on a Buddhist retreat in Uzbekistan as my hen weekend. The plan is we will also spend a day at a traditional embroidery class and make our own wedding and bridesmaids outfits. One of my bridesmaids has said she can’t make the trip but would still love to be a bridesmaid. Is this fair? Should I accommodate her wishes? How can I explain that I think it unfair we will have to make her tunic for her?

No.

Totally didn't make this clear, did I?
You provide a classic Mumsnet answer. The next poster gives the question it is the answer to.
Then they give a new answer, and so on.

Ok, next answer:
Tell him you're going on a spa day.

My MIL has offered to buy my baby nappies, I just feel like she’s really encroaching on our family life. What should I say?

Interesting question to which the answer is "Tell him you're going on a spa day" but ok!

What's your answer that needs a question?

Did you mean to be so rude?

That was my classic mn answer btw.

Yes.

Am I being too sensitive?

"What should I say to my DM who's in hospital with cancer? She's told me she would prefer grapes but I brought her chocolates."
My next answer:
You should buy some naice ham.