This is the answer to a question on MN. What's the question?

[drspouse]

"No is a complete sentence".

Say no to Noh is a complete sentence 😆

Can anybody tell me what the top-level domain is for Norway - after the dot?

I don't want a full-sentence answer or any waffle; just this one single piece of info.

Your DH is clearly having an affair. LTB.

My DD aged 6 has a reading age of 14. Should I be worried about her falling behind her peers?

My DD aged 6 has a reading age of 14. Should I be worried about her falling behind her peers?

Are you on glue?

My sisters cat wants me to organise her hen do in Dubai and her dog wants to come along for shits and giggles. What would you do?

@Tulipsontoast

A:Take the cat and the dog across first, leave the dog and come back for the hen, then take the hen and the cat across. (Use a cheap airline).

Q: My ds got a very poor grade for the maths hw I helped him with. Should I blame the teacher?

Answer: Just put up automatic bollards

What is the question?

My neighbour has a really aggressive dog that tried to bite my toddler. How can I stop it from coming in my garden?

Answer: Can't you take in ironing to earn a bit extra. What's the question?

Q. I am a SAHM (DC, 1, 3 and 4) and just found out DH has a secret family and his other wife has a gambling habit. This all came to light when the bailiffs turned up half an hour ago. Called DH at work and he confessed he’d forged my signature on the paperwork for a remortgage but defaulted so now OUR house is about to be repossessed too. He suggests we all move in together in their caravan (he actually said it will drastically cut his commute! WTF!).

UPDATE for anyone still reading - I am officially homeless and I am writing this from a verge surrounding by all our belongings and it’s just started to hail. Can’t stay with F&F as am NC with everyone I’ve ever met or spoken to.

A. What did they say when you told them this, OP?
What’s the question?

What should I say to my mother who wants to give my son a packet of crisps? She looks after him 5 days a week from 6am to 6pm free of charge and gave me a hefty deposit for my house (she is also disabled) but this is destroying my mental health.

My DH spends all our income on his expensive hobby, goes to the pub every night, has voluntarily left work and is on stag do's for the next seven weekends. He is a wonderful father. Why do I feel drained working full time and caring for our 4 DC?

Question: AIBU to not answer the door to my neighbour of 3 years who is clearly distressed.

The question is:
How can I stop my DH pestering me for sex in the middle of the night?

What is the question to this answer?
Crème de la Mer or Nivea or Lard, depending on your budget.

Can you recommend me a tasty dressing for my massive salad?

Edited: forgot my answer to a question! Here it is -

Try an old pair of tights and a spare guinea pig run (if you have one).

And an answer @SwanOfThoseThings ?

Will make a fine temporary muzzle for your dog.

No , but it will smell terrible.

Edited cos I messed up

My friend has asked me to be a bridesmaid but I have to pay for a dress costing £500 and be at her house at 5am to get ready. It's 400 miles away, I don't drive and I have a 2 week old baby.

Q for previous answer:
Is this dress suitable to wear to my best friend's hen do in Antarctica?

New A:
Just don't answer the door.

Q. I live down the road from a Wildlife Park. Unfortunately, someone trying to steal DNA codes for a new animal they were in the process of creating accidentally deactivated all their security fences and all the animals got out. I currently have a herd of stampeding elephants rushing up and down the street being chased by a pack of lions; and there are monkeys everywhere destroying cars and ringing doorbells. What do I do?

New A. Just put your big girl pants on and channel your inner Maggie Thatcher!

Q. My gay best friend who lives next door has asked if I’ll attend his new boyfriend’s Tupperware party with him. But I am a vegan microplasticophobe and I don’t do parties. What should I do???

A. Call the head office and threaten them with outing them in the Daily Fail.

A. Call the head office and threaten them with outing them in the Daily Fail.

Q would be ..."My office has switched to only offering instant coffee!"

New Answer: Decorate your front garden with Mermaid and Fairy statues.

"Cam you give me an example of a complete sentence that only contains one word?"

Cardiovascular surgeon here.

A&E now!

But log it with 101 and HR first.

Q. A group of Satanists have moved into the house next door. They're keeping me up all night by sacrificing goats and then chucking the reeking carcasses over my fence, making a complete mess of my lawn. Any advice on how to tackle this problem?

New A. You're probably best off seeking help from someone with expertise in this area - perhaps a marine biologist or an experienced Estate Agent could sort it out for you.

Question ;
We bought a fish tank instead of house by mistake what do.

Answer;
Well what else would you expect when you answer the door after 8pm

Answer; Well what else would you expect when you answer the door after 8pm

-> Question: My cat keeps bringing home half-eaten 'presents' ! What to do?

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New Answer: There are dozens of ant species in the UK that would solve your problem.

There are dozens of ant species in the UK that would solve your problem.

My DH has suddenly decided to stop eating meat, and he's now being sanctimonious and trying to stop everyone else eating it too; the DC can't have so much as a chicken nugget without getting a lecture. He's even bought the cat some insect-based cat-food which the cat absolutely hates! I've told him it's not fair on the cat, but his response is 'there's absolutely nothing wrong with insects as a source of protein'. How can I make him eat his words?

New answer: That's just the sort of thing that Northerners do every day, it's normal outside London and the South East.