Answer the above question with the last thing you said out loud?

[BeRubyReader]

Then suggest the next thing
I will start
What are your plans for the rest of today?

To my eldest son who was cooking his first roast dinner..... better check the roast potatoes 😁

What sort of day have you had? (to the cats)

Why doesn’t he just use a raw banana?

Fucking dogs!

😳

I wondered that too!

For fuck's sake! TBF I seem to have cause say that a lot! I said it yesterday when visiting a garden centre and the idiots put the sprinklers on the customers! I've said it several times again today!

Why do you always order a short black topped up with hot water, and not just a long black?

How’s the spanakopita?

Will you please close the windows?🤣🤣🤣

We need more cheese. You can never have enough cheese.

I can smell poo!
why are you yowling like that??

I would imagine that's Eddie.

What have you got under the sofa?

Hello beautiful girl! (said to the cat)

What do you really think about your boss?

I can’t believe it’s this hard to get it working.

Would you like a cup of tea?

Are you alright?
What are you having for dinner?

Why are you attacking your tail?

Is the washing machine finished?

They forgot your toy.

Don't worry darling, I love you

No you’re not having any milk (to the cat who was trying to mug me while making a cup of tea).

That's enough, if you're hungry I'll do you dinner.

Big enough to swim in, please.

Don't you look lush in that sombrero?

It’s nice to be invited

Well then you’re a fool. They’re really nice

No, you're an innocent

Depends.

Why do you watch that rubbish?