Answer the above question with the last thing you said out loud?

[BeRubyReader]

Then suggest the next thing
I will start
What are your plans for the rest of today?

You should use the horse semen not the Viagra.
What is your favourite game?

'Yeah'
Said in answer to dh:
' I suppose they can come and go whenever they want.'
(Neighbour's caravan arrived back in their drive this morning after a few days and has gone again this afternoon.)

My chest hurts more than usual.

shall I stick the Tudors on?

Sorry, should have said wordle in answer to favourite game.

It’s a bit jumpy I suppose.
Is it time to feed the cats?

“Do you think it’ll be warm enough for a picnic on Easter Sunday?”

Oh dear, Mark's off the boil today.

Will you fill up these pots, please?

Sod wallpaper, you want to get that damp sorted out first before it spreads.

Tea on the beach on Wednesday?

Is that full of poo?

Ow, Lucy stop! That hurts!
Did you have a nice time yesterday?

I’m going to tackle the ironing now.

shall we get tickets to a comedy show?

Dying to know the context here 😂

No, got some just now when we were at Morrisons.

Are those starlings nesting in the ivy?

They're in the kitchen

Where can I get some plastic eggs

I'll probably cook them with rosemary.

What time do you want to eat?

I'm just going to put the arm rest down.

What would you say if you met your childhood crush?

Kindly remove your claw from my face.
What do you fancy for your tea?

I can go and get some more [garlic] if you want.

Anyone else snuffling and coughing their way through v. high tree pollen count?

I have Vegan Coleslaw if you’d prefer that?

Don't eat all the cake.
What do you want for dinner?

Do you want a biscuit?

Don't change channels for the cat I am watching this

Timings are on the fridge

Yes, you can have both.

Will it be warm next week?

Yeah, no problem

DH asked if I could get the washing in off the line. He hung it out, so I'll get it in.