In what sense are the EU 'absolute bastards regarding trade negotiations'?
One of the features of the EU is that it's size and construction means there is quite a separation between it's political mechanisms and it's operational mechanisms. (This may be what Brexiteers were trying to say when they complained about "unelected bureaucrats, it was hard to tell over all the shouting).
This means that trade negotiations - an operational matter - are carried out almost regardless of the political leadership. Which means that it's inevitable they will pursue the same goals no matter who is in power. Unlike (say) the US which can - and does - change its mind every 4 years.
The upshot is to the 4-year fly by nighters, the EU looks "badass" for not changing it's mind.
It's definitely a positive aspect of EU life.
Us Brits shouldn't be too appalled by it. It's exactly how our civil service works. You have to wonder where the EEC got it's crazy ideas ?