The last onscreen romance you saw is now your love life for real , what is your love life?

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An affair with a woman I am housemates with.

Bridget Jones and the younger man followed by the teacher.

I've just got with a young James Spader after initially fancying his twin brother who was murdered.

The murderer tried to kill me but James saved me and now he's holding me tight.

I’m an uneasily married, confused Yale philosophy graduate hanging out platonically but investedly with a much older washed-up filmstar in a Tokyo hotel.

I've just had highly-anticipated wedding night sex (preceded by a trumpet fanfare) with the man I met on the bus to New York that I was travelling on when I ran away from my wealthy father who wanted me to annual my marriage to the aviator I thought I loved.

@Beaumon I fear I have the pirate brain rot good and proper 😂🏴‍☠️

I'm a heroin addict, he's a herion addict. We'll soon be dead.

Do you really want to be with a man who prances around in shoulder pads and tights?

Not onscreen but feel like my marriage is similar to
the way David Mitchell describes Victoria and their marriage in his book

I’m a pioneer widow who’s been through a harrowing journey with a bunch of morally bankrupt confederate soldiers taking a Native American chief back to his land to die.
I’m now leaving for a new life in Chicago with Chief Yellow Hawk’s only surviving grandson and the retired captain who I expect I’ll marry and redeem.

Good job he looks like Christian Bale and I look like….

I've survived a zombie apocalypse and keep my boyfriend's best mate locked in the shed.

I fell in love with the man protecting me from a barrage of murderers, all tied up with a complicated, top-secret political plot which we had to unravel while being stalked, shot at and crashing cars at high speed. We consummated our relationship four days after we met, on the same day I killed someone and stopped a guy killing my boyfriend.

Now he's off being a secret agent on the other side of the world and I'm in therapy, but I have a feeling things are going to get dangerous again.

I was a virgin Oracle,slept with the hero once,he died and I bore his son.

I want this life.

IKR @GarlicStyle not bad.

That Hemsworth film had few redeeming features, but blimey, he really was a redeeming feature!

I am a middle aged heiress on holiday in Sicily. My relatively new husband appears to not be all I thought he was. Did he marry me for my money or does he really love me? At least my new friends think I'm fabulous...

Donald Sutherland who is a nazi spy, and I kill him when I find out

👋 Hi @PhineyJ

I'm also a rich pirate with feelings for my rather gorgeous co-captain, although I don't understand them yet. Our budding relationship is about to become rather turbulent. Let's hope we can sort things out!

@Beaumon it appears you are also the love of my life, although I'm currently oblivious to the fact.

Incidentally, I have also recently been emotionally wrecked by a few Pina Coladas. Why not come and join us over on
Our Flag Means Death thread 5

The main character in the Resident, I'm on board!

The weird dynamic of Dr House and Dr Cuddy.

Not so much love's young dream, but bordering on the abusive.

I’m a burnt out cop with an overbearing mother. He is an untrustworthy teacher on the edge of burn out. Terrible relationship.

My husband and I are approaching middle age. We have been struggling for money as he was made redundant and has struggled to find another job. Tensions have been high. I've recently started a job as a cleaner for the Bank of England. I've worked out a way of stealing money that's about to be incinerated...

I'm a chubby and rather overbearing journalist in an on-off relationship with a smug, long-haired magician's engineer turned crime investigator. We have slept together but he didn't want to repeat it, so I now sabotage any other romantic interests who come near him. Eventually I'll give up on him and bugger off to the USA - I hear there are lots of attractive men in Texas.

I'm in a toxic relationship with someone I met in a pod a few weeks ago and am about to marry.

I'm also confused which one of the four people I am.
(that's not part of the story I just find all the couples on Love is Blind interchangeable)

Me too! What a little bastard that boy is!

I might find solace with his brooding henchman though.