The last onscreen romance you saw is now your love life for real , what is your love life?

[ThisPlumShark]

An affair with a woman I am housemates with.

@Quinlan Our Flag Means Death

My stepbrother, whose dad is mega rich and who races supercars and participates in bare knuckle boxing matches

Rip & Beth..🥰🥰🥰
Oh no I watched Eastenders earlier so Sharon & Grant 🫣

I'm Tracy Barlow from classic corrie, I'm currently having an a affair with Charlie stubbs....

I live in a dystopian future where everyone gets surgery when they are 16 to make them beautiful. I am in love with a guy who has taken a stand against it and chooses to remain ugly, as do I. Only neither of are really ugly, we're both rather dashing and just made up to look "TV ugly"

I am a prostitute tricked into a sham marriage that the mother of my Russian fuckboy husband will have dissolved

Co workers who "hate" each other. Hoping for hot sex soon though

I’m so sorry. It’s going to be a terrible disappointment.

I'm a dying president. I've just found earth, home of the 13th colony with my hottie, the Admiral of the last fleet of humans, no less

Fell in love with a fellow scientist. We decide to get married and not to have kids. He dies in an accident before we get married and I end up pregnant. Then I'm fired from the science lab for being unwed and bring up daughter as a single parent.

I am heartbroken because I’ve just discovered the gorgeous architect who swept me away in a whirlwind holiday romance is married. So that leaves me with the closeted gay fiancé who only wants to marry me for my father’s money. Do I still break off the engagement?

I'm Vanessa Shannessa Jenkins and I've just had baby Neil so I'm either getting it on with Dave Coaches or Smithy.

What a happy coincidence, I'm a somewhat anachronistically dressed 18thC pirate with excellent hair and a bit of a thing for posh lunatics. Might you be interested in opening a inn?

I'm about to get married to a lovely fella but he's knocked me up and now I'm trying (and failing) to hide the bump before the wedding day.

I’m deputy chief of staff in the White House trying to kid myself I’m not in love with my assistant when she gets injured in a car bomb.

Oh @BestIsWest YAY for Josh and Donna!

@Beaumon not THAT inn!! I mean, where are the customers coming from? I feel like the Republic of Pirates could use a little competition though maybe?

A heated love affair with a 1000 year old viking vampire. Suits me 😂

@Littletreefrog considerate 🥰

@Skeldale 😂

I've watched MAFS reunion (I know I know!) so I'm doomed...or in a showmance

Oh dear. Spoiler alert, it doesn’t end well

Have you pissed on him yet?

I'm an older woman (check) who is travelling in Morocco and ends up shagging a Hemsworth.

Not bad.

Errr I’m a ex police detective turned traitor/ bank robber and my execution has just been faked to lure my mastermind boyfriend out of the woods. It all sounds rather stressful really and there was far too much running for my liking. At least I get to sit down now!

Oh. You may have a point, I am somewhat whim prone. But I'm sure it'll be fine once we get rid of whatever is causing that smell.

(p.s. I have just read pina coladas on AO3 and saw your name under every chapter!)

Well, you asked........

And I just posted this on another thread.

Tarry a while. Immemorial.