To think that there are Mumsnet expressions..

[CurlewKate]

...that, when someone uses to me just confirms that I am right. For example. Fun sponge. Pearl clutcher. Hand wringer.

Totally didn’t get that from your OP, sorry 🤣

No, I heard an American political commentator use it this week on tbe radio.

Although I suppose they could have been a Mumsnetter.

But most of those are just the type written shorthand that evolves in a specific online community. Of course no one would say ‘handhold’ in RL, any more than they’d say ‘DH’, it’s just shorthand for ‘Not really asking a question here, but could someone just post something nice as I wait on the results of these tests/sit in A and E with DS/ try to forget the drunk text I sent my boss’.

if I use ‘Kindly’, I’m using it to preface something that is not intended maliciously, but which the OP will almost certainly not want to hear.