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Film or TV quotes you use so often...

304 replies

ChippySauce · 25/02/2025 08:00

... it's ingrained into your family vocabulary?

This morning: "Porridge today Gromit.
It's Tuesday".

Other favourites: "Where's the salad? Where's the salad?"

"That'll do Pig, that'll do..."

We have so many in our family!

OP posts:
tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 25/02/2025 11:44

It's noice, it's different it's unusual (in a dreadful Aussie accent)

And. -

Ya Big Hunk o Spunk

SwankyPants · 25/02/2025 11:46

Alright gay.
You got red on you
Pub! (Must do the arm sweep)
We didn't burn him!
What have the Romans ever done for us
I found a spoon
Hello hello what's all this noise?..we'll have no trouble here

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 25/02/2025 11:46

Conpletely forgot Have you turned it off and on again?.
Yes, I work in IT.

hermionegrunge · 25/02/2025 11:48

He's so mauve.

That'll do pig.

Shit on it.

SwankyPants · 25/02/2025 11:48

SaffyWall · 25/02/2025 11:39

I forgot about The Simpsons -

"you don't make friends with salad" and "never eat anything bigger than your own head"

I'm singing that in my head now 😂

SwankyPants · 25/02/2025 11:50

Oh yes...shit on it/I'm boiling/nice bit of squirrel

Reading these I'm surprised how little we talk without it being a line 😆

clary · 25/02/2025 11:53

@ConnieHeart Gavin and Stacey.

We say “oh just go, mate!” in the car (Smithy) and no problemo (Terminator)

Oh also oh my Christ or just anything from Pam.

I love what watch @HorrorFan81

Mapleunicorn · 25/02/2025 11:54

Cracking cheese Gromit

May the odds be forever in your favour

What a sad little life Jane

Piss Kidney

2 gay beers please

Aaron95 · 25/02/2025 12:03

"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue" - my work motto

DappledThings · 25/02/2025 12:05

Aaron95 · 25/02/2025 12:03

"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue" - my work motto

Did you see last night's Only Connect? I was thrilled to get that one by the second clue.

QVCismyJam · 25/02/2025 12:06

Some in QVCJam household:
"put the bunny in the box" from Con Air
"I have been and always shall be your friend" greeting to friends as we are all bit of Star Trek nerds lol
"Never give up never surrender" from Galaxy Quest said through gritted teeth when things get f**ked up or after visit from in-laws ha!

faffadoodledo · 25/02/2025 12:22

Nuns! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!
(Said rather a lot while in Rome).

We're gonna need a bigger boat

I love you
I know

F&cketty f&ck

Cheeeese, Grommit

LizardQueeny · 25/02/2025 12:30

"X, the cornerstone of any nutritious Y" (as in "hamburgers, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast"). Usually said to a teenager who has declined lunch on the basis that they've just eaten some crisps or similar.

Artesia · 25/02/2025 12:30

tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 25/02/2025 11:42

Also That's What She said

Others -

Back of the net
That was text book > insert thing <
Your never gonna meet him Lynne

We watch too much Partridge in our house

Have recently had opportunity to use "the boys are out of the barracks" and "the lining has perished"

And whenever someone makes a mess it is referred to as a "diiiirty protest"

MrsSkylerWhite · 25/02/2025 12:32

He was kinda funny looking

That rug really pulls the room together (slight misquote, I know)

clary · 25/02/2025 12:34

Oh yeh loads from friends (just me and dd)
The line is a dot to you!
That's not even a word!
My eyes! My eyes!
Major flan high

Horrace · 25/02/2025 12:42

NOMFUP
Dot the I's and fist the T's

Excellent nosh Petunia
Bit more, bit more
And I'll be waiting to open the door

You're terrible Muriel

That'll do pig

We're having fish for supper tonight

She/he's dead to me
I wish the Lord would take me now

Don't ever speak against the family

Basically, we quote movies and TV shows all day long 😂

Horrace · 25/02/2025 12:44

BombayMixAllOverMyDesk · 25/02/2025 11:33

"I feel like a pig shat in my head."

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now"

"We've gone on holiday by mistake"

Oh yes, all these too.
and

Scrubbers

I've got a bastard behind the eyes

Lostsadandconfused · 25/02/2025 12:49

It rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever it’s told
It’s just a flesh wound
Is wafer thin…
Anyone, anyone?
It’s the black (cough) lung
I’m not an ambiturner!
Moisture is the essence of wetness….. and many more from Zoolander

BitOutOfPractice · 25/02/2025 12:51

@LunaNorth i genuinely thought I was the only person on earth who said You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

I quote Victoria Wood daily. To many to write out here.

DetectiveSleuth · 25/02/2025 12:51

‘All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I dont input those numbers...it doesn't make much difference’ (Chandler Bing)

‘Pivot’ (Friends)

’We were on a break!!’ (Ross and Rachel, Friends)

’Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?" (Roy- IT crowd)

DetectiveSleuth · 25/02/2025 12:53

Also, last one is a song:

’It’s a World Wide Privacy Tour’- South Park

MrsMoastyToasty · 25/02/2025 12:55

"Lovely! Milky! Milky!"
"On the radiator." When asked to put the milk away.

"That's you, that is. You read Bedwetters Weekly "
(Mary Whitehouse Experience)

"Me? the 13th Duke of Wybourne? With my reputation?"
"I was very, very drunk !"
"Today I will mainly be wearing Issey Miyake".
"Black, black! My eyes are like pies!"
(The Fast Show)

Wigtopia · 25/02/2025 12:55

Killer boots, man!!!

that’ll do pig, that’ll do

I have a use for you

ya big tomay-to

Cherrysoup · 25/02/2025 12:56

The whole of the Fifth Element, repeatedly. 'multipass' whenever you have a pass for anything, 'it's not bizarre, it's the divine language' for whenever there's a foreign language on TV that I am asked to translate, 'you can't drink a toast with water' whenever we have a drink at night, 'Aziz, LIGHT' if it's getting dark', so many!

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