Film or TV quotes you use so often...

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... it's ingrained into your family vocabulary?

This morning: "Porridge today Gromit.
It's Tuesday".

Other favourites: "Where's the salad? Where's the salad?"

"That'll do Pig, that'll do..."

We have so many in our family!

Good Day!

Said like Inbetweeners Will

A classic

"I demand to have some booze!"

"You smell nice/ That smells nice, what is it?" "Gin"

And its from a song, but "blue, blue, electric blue, that's the colour of my...[insert thing here]"

That's what she said

The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club

This time next year, we'll be Millionaires

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur

Myself and ds - countless quotes from the Tobey Maguire Spiderman movies.

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Sadly, I have never managed to use this in every day conversation.

Way too many from Blackadder and Red Dwarf 😁

And Withnail!

So many Blackadder and Father Ted ones, but top of the list (most frequently used by my teen when asked to explain the mess/'forgotten' jobs) is...

'That would be an ecumenical matter.'

More Wallace and Gromit-
"Not even Wensleydale?"
"We'll call him Shaun" - whenever anything needs a name.

"That's a nice boulder" (Shrek)

And all of Brooklyn 99 -

"Title of your sex tape"

"Literal chills"

JP: "I'm quick at math."
Captain Holt: “OK, what’s 38 x 76?"
JP: “24.”
Captain Holt: “That’s not even close"
JP: “But it was quick.”

Come for the King, best not miss

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Big mistake, Huge! from Pretty Woman

loads of Father Ted comments..

an ecumenical matter
money was just resting in my account
Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
these are small, those are far away
Down with that sort of thing.

but we’re always quoting stuff from Still Game to each other…

He who hangeth aboot, getteth hee haw.

I like the PlayStation, d’you like the PlayStation?

Back aff ya spooky bitch.

Sconio oh sconio, how I wish that you were mine…

A scon and tea at haff past three makes the day a little brighter so keep yer cakes and fancy tarts and stick them up your ….

Haha, we also do this one a lot. Also referring to flour and sugar as 'the killer whites' and 'Join in, Ray'

I’m rewatching Homicide at the moment then The Wire. So damned good!
“Omar comin’”

Make it so
This is the way
Dont call me Shirley
Some days you can’t get rid of a bomb
Could I BE wearing more clothes.

Here too! And 'Pivot' when even the smallest item of furniture needs moving an inch.

The only ones we use a lot which I haven't seen mentioned here yet are 'Come with me if you want to live' and 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.'

On and of course the immortal 'Oh fuck. Fuck' and as.many more fucks as you want from the opening of 'Four Weddings...' For whenever we're running late.

"Inner peace, inner peace" Kung Fu Panda, the children are now adults but we still say it.

"Where the fuck is my fucking coat?" from Love Actually for anything you cannot find.

We sing "Everybody Salsa" when I make or serve salsa but weirdly I do it in a Russian accent. No idea why but it has stuck.

"An hour? I can't possibly wait an hour" Wallace and Gromit.

"Joey doesn't share food" Friends

We have absolutely loads, some from Dh's and my childhood movies and lots from things we have seen with the children.

"you sound like your from London!" Quietly about anyone with an English accent because we're northern Ireland.

Have you got a sit down toilet? 😂

"We're only here for the banter"

"I'm Brian and so's my wife"

"You're gonna need a bigger boat".

"Two soups".

"More cheese, Grommit?"

"More tea Vicar?"

"Resistance is Futile".

"I'll be back" spoken like Arnie.

From the Simpsons, well Homer...

"No Bart, this is your worst day SO FAR"

On seeing the aliens landing and coming for them "Im married with children, don't eat me, eat my wife"

‘Climbing the mountain of conflict like a Nazi Julie Andrew’s’ when listening to most politicians

’ I will lamp you …with a lamp’ ‘you’re a walking thought pod’ ‘difficult difficult lemon difficult’

so many more from TTOI including the one about ponies v baby horses

and today, discussing German politics ‘they have no word for fluffy’.

also ‘lovely bit of squirrel’ and ‘vodka margarine’ every Christmas

I use loads. But today now I want to think of some, my mind has gone blank

"Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed"

"Fuck bunker"

"Mummy, coffee, fucky hurry uppy"