Things that irritate you irrationally

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People who use their phones in the cinema

When links to websites don't work

When companies only have email addresses and then no one responds to your email

When videos on tiktok or Instagram are dragged out over 5 videos when one would suffice

How service station drinks are 3 times the price!

Builders bum syndrome. Just had a lot of tradesmen working in the house and I saw a lot of bum cracks. Really? Keep it covered.

The word doggy or doggies , especially when a friend asks ‘ how are the doggies?’

They are dogs. No y, no Ie, just dogs ffs.

People on Mumsnet who say ddog,dhusband.
Aagh

You are right, but that's the kind of judgement that some of us that some people are forced to deal with daily and and it does hit a nerve

GDPR pop ups on every website
Outside lane hoggers on the motorway.
People who say 'Peeps'.

Really? I didn’t know. So it’s pronounced larch?

Mess in general.
But increasingly I see people on social media posting pics or videos, where you can clearly see piles of clothes all over the floor behind them, bed not made, cupboard doors open, drawers open, all whilst trying to post an 'aesthetically pleasing' picture. It doesn't matter how nice your outfit looks in the mirror pic if I can see shite in the background 😂 I don't understand these people but I'm probably a bit odd....

Also cars in a drive-through that leave about a 2 car gap rather than moving to close the gap, and the same goes for traffic, those cars that leave about 100m and then slowly and painfully creep along at snail pace before stopping. Just move up to the car & stop!

It's not. Either the poster has a very unusual accent or is a bit dim. It's not like lock but it's not a ch sound either. It's a back of the throat sound which I don't know how to explain on a qwerty keyboard!

Everything to do with vapes and vaping.

Any form of advertising that I don’t want to watch/see e.g forced ads on YouTube videos

Reality TV - think georgie shore, MAFS etc, would rather pull my eyeballs out than watch

Self checkouts - I always feel rushed and never seem to get one that is fully functioning

there are probably loads more but I’m in quite a good mood today so can’t think of any 😂

There is absolutely nothing irrational about hating self checkouts!!

They are the work of Satan himself

If you start to say "huge" and notice what your throat is doing right at the start; that's very nearly the ch sound in loch (surrounding vowel is a different shape but it's close).

You definitely wouldn’t like my job then! 😁
I have to force myself not to snatch the bowl off “the scrapers and spoon tappers” It’s even worse if the restaurant is quiet as the horrible noise carries (and finds me..)

People who tell you what you mean/are thinking (and who are always wrong!)
People who won't let you finish what you're saying
People who put things in the wrong place
People who put rubbish in a drawer instead of throwing it away/recycling
People who are late/early
People who leave crumbs in the butter
People who don't even try to understand that you don't think/like/dislike the same things as them

A lot of things!

It is said as if you're about to launch a big
pile of spit

Lo chh

Thank you

When carrying bags (usually shopping) so both hands are full and then.. a bra strap falls down.
extra rage if also sweating with a big coat on.
then cue the end of the world if sock starts to slip off inside my shoe 🤣
I have experienced all at once…need I say anymore

Well they aren't "scotch" as that's a drink.

For me it's people calling Scots "scotch"

I'm also scottish and can't pronounce 'loch' properly.

Or people cutting their nails in the office.

I was on the tube once and someone did it on there - disgusting.

Customer services, universally
VAT on vets bills
An untidy house
Allowing myself to eat cheese or wine or anything with histamine in. I know I have a sensitivity and it makes me itch like blithery.

Totally agree. The worst is having to breath in that horrible sickly nauseating smoke because they walk in front of you or are sitting next to you. Was once on a ferry to a Greek island, downwind from someone vaping. I was enveloped in their sickly cloud of horror with no escape. ( Nowhere else to sit).

Wouldn't it be fun if more words with chs were pronounced as in loch? One could serve one's arch enemy a cheddar cheese sandwich with chutney, with a chalice of champagne and chocolate witha side order of spittle

Lots of things here, phones in cinema, people walking on your heels, poor customer service are not irrational at all. You have every right to be irritated by them.

Breath (rhymes with death) being written instead of breathe (rhymes with seethe.) Aargh. Sorry!