What trivial things get on your nerves?

[InSearchOfMartin]

Sentences that end with xxxx, right? xxxx, no? xxxx, yes? It not only looks wrong (maybe I should be on Pedant's Corner!) but it tells you you cannot disagree.

Folks wishing happy birthday to dead relatives on Facebook.

On my local Facebook page, that hosts local information for local people, there's always some twats posting on there, saying what a shithole the place is, and how it's gone downhill from when they moved to the coast/ Canada/ anywhere else. Or what fond memories they have from 50 years ago.

I saw a fab tip for this on a thread where the poster carried one of those metal over the door single hooks in her bag - maybe an option for you?

Twee coinages like 'pawrent' for 'pet owner'. 'Pet parent' is bad enough, but 'pawrent' makes me want to hurl.

I do that 😂

As do I. I thought most people did too!

When you order something small enough to post through your letter box and the delivery person insists on knocking on your door

(It was nothing ridiculously expensive / signed for)

People demonising social media while being on social media. You see it on here and yes, Mumsnet is a form of social media

The abbreviation of chocolate to choc. Hot choc, box of chocs, posh chocs can all bugger off.

The number of passwords for everything you are expected to remember. Just had a phone bill emailed to me, little bit bigger than expected. Went to check the bill online and I can't remember what username or password I set in the shop yonks ago. So secure I can't even access the bill.

What even constitutes as “posh chocs”?! According to MN, it certainly isn’t Hotel Chocolat

That's what makes it even worse. The posh chocs probably aren't even that nice 😂