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Meerkat gave my son a nosebleed, Need "daily mail" style headline , can you help ?

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HowMuchShouldBePaid · 21/11/2024 12:37

I want to create a t shirt , in a "tabloid" style headline / story for my adult son based on his visit to a zoo where a meerkat gave him a nose bleed.

I just can't think of any "snappy" titles .

Any help very gratefully received , thanks

OP posts:
EdgeofSeventy · 22/11/2024 18:07

What The Fluff?
Dangerous wild animal attempts take down of local man by pulling his nose hair out.
Onlookers were horrified at the bloody scene with one man saying 'I'd have knocked the furry fucker out for that!'

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HowMuchShouldBePaid · 22/11/2024 20:47

hers my first go, opinions ?

Meerkat gave my son a nosebleed, Need "daily mail" style headline , can you help ?
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Bambi1449 · 24/11/2024 07:38

GrannyAchingsShepherdsHut · 21/11/2024 20:37

BLOOD soaked zoo ATTACK caught on CAMERA!

Snap happy family capture horror moment loveable creature turns vicious!

A traditional British day out turned to horror this week when Jason Smith, of Peterbrough, was viciously attacked by a crazed meercat. The hunky 35 year old accountant was visiting the zoo with his wife, Becky, who flaunted her figure in a pair of Next jeans and a slinky overcoat from George at Asda.

Becky told us of her anguish at being powerless to intervene as the horror unfolded 'Jason!' she cried 'Do you need a tissue?' as helpless visitors to the zoo looked on.

A zoo spokesperson declined to comment, but a confidential source has disclosed that the meercats were 30mins overdue for their weekly toenail clipping.

This is the best one! Hilarious!

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