Shoes off in the hall
No ball games in the house
We take it in turns in the mornings, to get up, feed the cats and make a hot drink for us both to have in bed, while we read the papers on our I Pads
DH gets breakfast (eggs and fruit, or cooked breakfast), while I mainly get dinner. He generally cooks, if other people come round
Whoever cooks, the other washes up the stuff, which can’t go in the dishwasher, then makes us both a hot drink
They are my cats, and I look after them, although DH feeds them sometimes
DH has to deal with vomit in the house, as I can’t
DH has to deal with the cats’ mice, dead or alive (DH isn’t squeamish and I am)
Never close internal doors, as the cats start scratching them, or pulling up the carpet
Never leave meat, butter or cheese unattended on the table, as the cats will eat them
Never prepare food on the worktops, as one of the cats walks about on them. Always use a chopping board or plate underneath the food