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Tiny disappointments in life

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TeaHagTeaBag · 12/09/2024 20:01

Dh has just put on an episode of University Challenge. It disappoints me every time that the teams aren't actually sitting one on top of the other.

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Easipeelerie · 13/09/2024 07:07

This morning in Wordle, I put a letter in the wrong place on line 2 even though it was in the right place on line one.

BigTubOfLard · 13/09/2024 07:08

DadJoke · 13/09/2024 00:21

That is takes three goes to put a USB in.

Like this you mean?

Tiny disappointments in life
TheCatsAreHungry · 13/09/2024 07:08

Giggorata · 13/09/2024 02:56

That Keeping up with the Kardashians (which I'd only heard about) wasn’t about the Cardassians from Star Trek.

Same. Was really hoping to see Gul Dukat.

distinctpossibility · 13/09/2024 07:11

When my daughter got a Yo-yo Panda when they were all the rage about 8 or 9 years ago, I whinged bitterly to my husband about the waste of money, saying, "I thought it would be MUCH closer to a sentient being!" 😂

ScottBakula · 13/09/2024 07:12

TeaHagTeaBag · 12/09/2024 20:05

But with harder questions

And no Les Dawson 😥

DancingPhantomsOnTheTerrace · 13/09/2024 07:14

Baseline14 · 12/09/2024 21:02

Red velvet cake is the most aesthetically pleasing biggesr disappointment there is.

This is so true

PeapodBurgundy · 13/09/2024 07:14

Back in the 90s, those little tubs for decanting Pringles into (Pop Boxes IIRC), they came in colours to match the tubes for each flavour, but didn't actually contain any Pringles, they were just fancy tuppaware; you had to buy the Pringles separately.

GrandHighPoohbah · 13/09/2024 07:14

Red Bull does not give you wings. Sad about that.

SummerLightning · 13/09/2024 07:15

Other way round but I was very relieved the competitors didn't get evaporated for real by the vortex in "the adventure game" I was about 7 I think and totally terrified of it. I couldn't figure out why everyone laughed when someone got got!

scalt · 13/09/2024 07:22

@FeliciaArbuthnot Two things to do with flying and grabbing cloud, and fruit tea.

To those who are disappointed by fruit tea, and who bought a whole packet which you're not going to use, here is something you can do to cheer you up: it is possible to make the teabags fly, like little hot air balloons. Somebody recently demonstrated this to me; but be careful if you do it in front of the children, because they might try to play with fire! This only works with cylindrical tea bags, like those used for fruit tea: the pyramid or round ones are no good for this trick.

  1. Cut one edge off the tea bag, empty out the tea, and remove the string and tag.
  2. Unroll the tea bag into a cylinder, and stand it upright.
  3. Set fire to the top of the tea bag. It burns in a few seconds, and with a bit of luck, takes off into the air, sometimes going up about one metre. This is because the air inside the cylinder is heated, so it rises like a hot air balloon.
It might take a few disappointing attempts to make it work, but when it does, it's amazing.

And speaking of flying, my parents had a magic trick to make me fly, which I loved because it really felt like flying; I could feel the clouds as well. They'd make sure I was blindfolded, lead me to a chair in the garden, lift it up, and tell me I was flying high above the garden, describing the scenery below. They'd get me to reach out a hand and feel the clouds, and I'd feel the sky on my head; and after I'd been brought down to earth, I'd see that I was in a different part of the garden from where I thought I'd started. Because I couldn't see a thing, I believed I was flying; inevitably, I later realised that it wasn't real, and the "clouds" I was feeling was a feather duster; and also that they couldn't do it any more when I grew too big. I was even more disappointed to learn that they only lifted me up a few inches, and that I didn't fly from one end of the garden to the other: they moved the chair before putting me in it!

CharlotteRumpling · 13/09/2024 07:35

Great thread. That seamonkeys are not really monkeys sporting in the sea. Just tiny almost invisible flecks.

ComeAgainPlease · 13/09/2024 07:37

Those 'you have won the national lottery ... Log on to find out how much' emails which should say 'you have won a tenner, don't bother trying to remember your password or resetting the flaming thing'.

And every single competition / prize draw I ever enter, certain in the knowledge I am winning a house / car / day out at a zoo / Easter egg ...

sinckersnack · 13/09/2024 07:38

Latenightreader · 13/09/2024 00:46

That the channel tunnel isn’t made of glass. I remember the breakthrough in the middle taking place about the same time I went to the sea life centre for the first time and although by the time I first traveled through it I knew, I am still a little sad every time.

That is exactly how I felt. I was hugely disappointed when we went underwater - and you'd never have known!

Gens · 13/09/2024 07:38

scalt awwww!

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 13/09/2024 07:39

Back in the Dark Ages, obviously, but as a very small child, making a great effort to get behind our big, old fashioned ‘wireless’, to see the little people who were talking.

Just wires and a little light bulb! 😩

HansHolbein · 13/09/2024 07:40

Dropped the glass slow cooker lid on the floor last night.

awaynboilyurheid · 13/09/2024 07:45

ThePrologue · 13/09/2024 06:06

Blueberries
Promise so much
Boring, tasteless little bastards

🤣🤣🤣

Barney16 · 13/09/2024 07:48

M and S sparks card. Never has so underwhelming a loyalty card sat in my purse. When they ask do you have a sparks card I'm embarrassed to say yes I do. I have started to quiz the checkout person each time I'm in there about how many people exactly have got their shopping for free. So far, not many.

scalt · 13/09/2024 07:50

@SummerLightning There was a show "Incredible Games" in the mid 90s, with an "Alphabet Soup" game, in which the teenage contestants had to collect magnetic letters in a soup bowl, and spell words with them. But first, the contestants were shrunk to a tiny size, so the soup bowl became the size of a deep swimming pool. I believed they really were shrunk! (This also meant that I'd never be on the show myself, because I couldn't swim.) 😭

JenaWren · 13/09/2024 07:53

Loving this thread.

Seems I too was a victim of 1970s advertising. Readybrek I'm looking at you.

BTW @SummerLightning are you near the Surreyhills (or into mountain biking?).

WoahThreeAces · 13/09/2024 07:58

ImDuranDuran · 13/09/2024 06:24

Noooo Sad Another childhood memory ruined.

So the 'lock-ins' weren't genuinely sitting alone, bored off their tits for an hour while the rest of the gang went off to win more crystals?

As PP said it obv makes sense not to film in sequence but still, I just don't want to believe it Sad

I remember watching it and thinking how awful it would be if you got locked in one of the games which had a person in the room - like the weird fortune telling lady. I remember thinking, wow that would be so awkward just stuck in there with her 😂

Macaroni46 · 13/09/2024 08:03

When I booked a table at a popular local restaurant for a special birthday and requested the table in the bay window. (It's a long thin restaurant so there's only one table in the window).
The confirmation email confirmed my request.
When we got there other people were sitting there. I was so disappointed. The staff were flippant about it and didn't really acknowledge my special day.
Have never been back or forgiven them 🤷‍♀️

StonedRoses · 13/09/2024 08:03

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 13/09/2024 06:59

I have the same (very feminine) name as an American rock star's stage name. I was gutted when I was about 10 and discovered that they were a man.

’Alice. Who the fuck is Alice?’

Ohyeahwaitaminute · 13/09/2024 08:04

So it’s not just me that seems to open pill packets the WRONG end EVERY TIME? By the law of averages, it shouldn’t be like this. 😡

Meanwhile, every time it takes 3 goes to plug in a USB, I swear to god that I’m going to put a mark on the top edge of the USB plug… then I forget.

Acornsoup · 13/09/2024 08:06

USB always on try 3 😌