What is your favourite / most memorable film quote?

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Browsing the channels this eve and noted that Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark is on and made me think of one of my favourite quotes. It’s actually from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and it’s when he looks at Willie through the hole in the enclosing cave with such a look of fear / urgency / what-the-hell-are-you-doing-woman and says “we…are going…to die!”

tickles me every time!

Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O.

My Best Friends Wedding

I've had to copy and paste for this one... It's long.. but it's probably the movie scene that made me laugh way more than any other.. even just reading it.. you all know it, probably.

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PILATE: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.

GUARD #4: chuckling

PILATE: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behavior like that.

BRIAN: Can I go now, sir?

slap

Aaah! Eh.

PILATE: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

GUARD #4: chuckling

PILATE: Wight! Take him away!

CENTURION: Oh, sir, he he only

PILATE: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.

CENTURION: Yes, sir. Come on, you.

GUARD #4: Ha ha haa ha, ha ha ha. Hooo hooo hoo hoo. Hoo hoo...

PILATE: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

GUARD #1: chuckling

PILATE: ...Dickus?

GUARD #1: chuckling

PILATE: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...

GUARD #3: chuckle

PILATE: ...'Dickus'?

GUARD #1 and GUARD #2: chuckling

PILATE: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.

My DH loves this one from Shirley Valentine,

” I like chips and egg ..on a TUESDAY – today is THURSDAY… Where's me steak?!”

Shirley Valentine: That's right, Millandra, I'm going to Greece for the sex! Sex for breakfast! Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper!
Van driver: Sounds like a fantastic diet, love.
Shirley Valentine It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the "F" plan!

This is my favourite quote too

I was hoping someone else does this.

'It's a thong' gingerbread to shrek about Pinocchios underwear

I know a pissed horse when I see one…..from Phoenix Nights.
I know it’s a comedy series, not a film, but I think it’s just a classic funny line.

“What is this!? A school for ants?!”

Alllllllrighty then, and also liiiiiike a glove

both from ace Ventura

How could I could forge these from dirty rotten scoundrels?

”ruphrect will love Oklahoma, he loves to run and run”

”may I take your trident sir?”

”mother? Not mother”

these 3 in particular are quoted regularly in my house 😬

Allow myself to introduce... myself

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

The Princess Bride - Mandy Patinkin plays an amazing part.

No no, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space

but I ain't going to college like some people - and I sure as hell ain't gonna marry Harley Ralston

I'll tell my parents the truth if you tell Harley the truth

Maybe in one of your better dreams?

There’s a great meme about networking for this - introduce yourself, share a fact you have in common, and set expectations 😅

Cinder-fucking-rella Pretty Woman

Which one of you nuts has got any guts - Randall McMurphy, one flew over the Cuckoo's nest

Ah Juicy Fruit - Chief One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest

These go to eleven - Spinal Tap

Oh! Now I know why, when we were in IKEA shopping for uni supplies for DS, he insisted on buying a rug saying it would really tie the room together!

"£4.99 on special offer and I'm still a fucking fiver short "

I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop - Sugar Kane - Some like it hot

Real diamonds??? They must be worth their weight in gold! - Sugar Kane again

Also from Little Miss Sunshine...

"You know sarcasm is the refuge of losers."

"It is? Really? Wow thank you for showing me what a loser I am."

'With all the unrest in the world, I don't think anyone should have a yacht that sleeps more than twelve'
Some Like it Hot. I say this a lot when cracking a bottle of prosecco or whatever luxury item.

'I gotta live the rest of my life like a schnook'
Goodfellas

Good, good, good. I'm having a crisis and all you can think about is food!

Gregory's Girl.

“I wrote it down in my diary so I wouldn’t HAVE to remember!”
Sean Connery in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

(When somebody expects me to remember some obscure fact)

Or
”A llama?.. He’s supposed to be dead!”
When something doesn’t quite go according to plan.
The Emperor’s New Groove is very quotable.