What is your favourite / most memorable film quote?

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Browsing the channels this eve and noted that Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark is on and made me think of one of my favourite quotes. It’s actually from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and it’s when he looks at Willie through the hole in the enclosing cave with such a look of fear / urgency / what-the-hell-are-you-doing-woman and says “we…are going…to die!”

tickles me every time!

‘So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?’ - Weird Science

“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer” - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

’You’re an inanimate fucking object’ - In Bruge

"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight." - Withnail and I. Actually the entire script is quotable, eg "I feel like a pig shat in my head."

Another Erin Brockovich one (so many good quotes from this film but I love this one)

George asks for her phone number so he can take her out on a date...she asks which number do you want?

George:
How many numbers you got?
Erin Brockovich:
Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten.
George:
Ten?
Erin Brockovich:
Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is.
George:
You got a little girl?
Erin Brockovich:
Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married -- and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.

“I feel unusual.”

”Have you ever talked to a corpse, David? It’s boring.”

”They’re a bit…bitey.”

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Michael Corleone.

Say it about once a week in our house and it always makes me laugh, thinking of Joey when he was Pacino's Butt Double 😂

Do the chickens have large talons?
Do they have what?
Large talons
I don't understand a word you just said.

@Holidaysrule
I love that film !

One of my all time favourites
"Have the lambs stopped screaming?"

“Yet again, that oaf has destroyed my day.”

I love that too and also think of it when stressed.

“If girls were meant tae play fitbae, they’d have their tits somewhere else.”

“Tits, fanny…the lot.”

' would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so haard'

I just love this line and never forgot it 🤦‍♀️🤣 best film of its time.

What is it though?

"Ecstatic" Jafaar in Aladdin. . It's so dry and understated.

The scene in season 1 of the West Wing when Bartlett destroys a fundamentalist Christian radio broadcaster. It ends with "while you may be mistaking this for the weekly meeting of the ignorant tight ass club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits'.

"Thank you Daniel that is very good to know. But if working here means being with 3 feet of you frankly I'd rather have a job wiping Sadam Hussain's arse."

R E S P E C T

“I’ve got the motive, which is money, and the body, which is dead.”
Rod Steiger to Sidney Poitier in In the Heat of the Night.

Hahaha Montague Withnail 😂

Also

"I never had any other friends in life like the friends I had when I was 12, Jesus does anyone?"

@buffoon56 yes! Such an amazing film 🙏

Strictly ballroom

A bit of musicality please

Did I fail him as a mother 🥲🥲🥲

"Deb, you have such a pretty face you should be on a Christmas card."
"Oh! You just made my day!"

“I got better thing to do tonight than die”

Also love "he's so mauve, there's no telling what he may do."

And

"I'm making time."

And

"Scrubbbbbbbbers!!"

@buffoon56 you've just inspired me to watch Stand By Me again for the umpteenth time 🙏👍

'You've got to put your behind in your past'
'Okay okay kid don't hurt yourself'
'Sea monkey has my money'
'Congratulations San Francisco, you ruined pizza!'
'we're all mad here'
'i can whisper too'
'it means you're a baboon, and I'm not' (pretty much my answer whenever DC ask me what something means)
'be careful with that hammer...'