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Tell us a stereotype of where you live and we'll try and guess where it is

1000 replies

H0TBUZZARD · 06/09/2024 19:50

I'll start

Condoms on the beach

OP posts:
BooneyBeautiful · 07/09/2024 00:47

FromCuddleLand · 06/09/2024 20:04

We have our cream under our jam!

Devon.

BooneyBeautiful · 07/09/2024 00:48

Wavescrashingonthebeach · 06/09/2024 20:06

Hello fellow neighbour! Also, tiresome jokes about people stealing tyres. Or that we are all self pitying.

Liverpool.

duc748 · 07/09/2024 00:51

planAplanB · 07/09/2024 00:45

Leafy, pony in the paddock, Waitrose and Lidl. Country walk. Barber jacket. £6 white wine spritzer

Gloucestershire?

HazelBite · 07/09/2024 00:51

Elton John saved out football club.

duc748 · 07/09/2024 00:52

HazelBite · 07/09/2024 00:51

Elton John saved out football club.

Watford.

honeylulu · 07/09/2024 00:53

We have Cheeselogs instead of Woodlice.

MeatRaffleRita · 07/09/2024 00:54

Repressed artists that have turned to alcohol and dress up as pirates . . . whenever

Floatlikeafeather2 · 07/09/2024 00:57

MrsMoastyToasty · 06/09/2024 21:13

It's gurt lush.
We all like hot air balloons.

Bris.

AnnaFrith · 07/09/2024 01:03

RosaMoline · 06/09/2024 23:54

Martians on the common, Eton Rifles and the oldest crematorium in the UK.

Woking

AnnaFrith · 07/09/2024 01:04

Mamofteenager · 06/09/2024 23:49

Tom Jones and coal 🙈

Pontypridd

EarthyMamma · 07/09/2024 01:05

LunchBoxPolice

We’ll do everything now in a minute, and everybody “knows it”.

"The Port" ie Newport and the Valleys!

I live in one, work in the other and love them both!

AnnaFrith · 07/09/2024 01:06

LittleTalkingMan · 07/09/2024 00:05

My hometown bloody loves a sosban!!

Edited

Llanelli?

AdaColeman · 07/09/2024 01:06

@FineSoFine
Wensleydale?

EarthyMamma · 07/09/2024 01:10

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"Ok general area because no one will ever guess the town, There's more sheep than people, we say whose coat is that jacket then and there is nothing but poverty and coalmines.
For the actual town. It's full of takeaways and hairdressers and we all gather in the circle round the town clock

Tredegar, birthplace of the NHS

(I am from Nantyglo!)

EarthyMamma · 07/09/2024 01:12

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Festival, leylines and crystals

I am trying to sleep hy the mini Tor and B&Q in my favourite place
Glastonbury 💖

EarthyMamma · 07/09/2024 01:16

PurplePi

So if you want cheese on your chips, medieval ships
See mattresses in skips, then comes take a trips
Newport 💖

Amy106 · 07/09/2024 01:24

We all work as lumberjacks, wear plaid shirts and have a moose for a pet. But we are also very polite.😁

Nearlyspring23 · 07/09/2024 01:27

katystar · 06/09/2024 20:51

We like a cob

Derby

Nearlyspring23 · 07/09/2024 01:28

Recently went in holiday here…
..it’s a good place to go to test your eye sight

lostoldname · 07/09/2024 01:31

Nearlyspring23 · 07/09/2024 01:28

Recently went in holiday here…
..it’s a good place to go to test your eye sight

Barnard castle.

lostoldname · 07/09/2024 01:31

Luncheon vouchers were a local currency

Westfacing · 07/09/2024 01:49

GaslitlikeaVictorianparlour · 06/09/2024 20:59

We're so drunk and violent that we have a scale to measure how unconscious you end up.

Glasgow

Westfacing · 07/09/2024 01:50

Amy106 · 07/09/2024 01:24

We all work as lumberjacks, wear plaid shirts and have a moose for a pet. But we are also very polite.😁

Alaska

SeptemberIRememberALoveOnceNewHasNowGrownOld · 07/09/2024 02:16

I must have missed the correct answer to the Vikings in the Street one, unless it’s

Shetland

Amy106 · 07/09/2024 02:33

Westfacing · 07/09/2024 01:50

Alaska

No, sorry. Not Alaska.

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