Tell us a stereotype of where you live and we'll try and guess where it is

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I'll start

Condoms on the beach

Don't forget to thank the little people, yessir

Yes!

Gloucestershire

You never ask a local "Who killed the bear?"

Brum !

Nottingham

That you can never see the sea as it's all mud.

Errrm, yes there are mud flats and with the second highest tidal range in the world, you're not going to be able to paddle in the sea unless you bother to check the tide times and plan your visit properly .

At some points of the year, the sea actually covers the beach during high tide. I'm sure some people missed the moon and the sea bit at school. Or maybe they just like to moan.

Bury!

Weston!

Belfast

Sorry, no. Try again x

Yup @Floatlikeafeather2

We are all hard, violent drunks

Isle of Man

Sounds like the Channel Islands. But you can see the sea and it's not mud...

Having googled it I have just discovered that the highest tidal range in the world is in Canada!

Channel Islands tidal range isn't as large as I thought it was.

Glasgow

"Ignore 'im me duck, he's just being mardy cause someone's nicked his crisps"

White stilettos

He was born there (I remember his statue from way back!), don't think he was an MP there though.

Essex.

Why???

Because it was spying for the French.

I think this city is pure dead brilliant?

"Oh, It's Frank's world, on Radio Timperleeee !"

This place is famous for its neolithic heart.