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Tell us a stereotype of where you live and we'll try and guess where it is

1000 replies

H0TBUZZARD · 06/09/2024 19:50

I'll start

Condoms on the beach

OP posts:
WonderingAR · 06/09/2024 22:48

ThomasPatrickKeatingsDegas · 06/09/2024 22:04

Faux Tudor suburbia and middle-class commuters.

Kingston?

JennyJenny8675309 · 06/09/2024 22:48

SeaToSki · 06/09/2024 20:25

Going international…..We all have guns in our nightstands and the winter snow is epic, our neighbors to the north and south both start with an M

Iowa?

Gruttenberg · 06/09/2024 22:50

Rigatone · 06/09/2024 19:54

Hartlepool !

Loads of fellow monkeyhangers on here tonight! Watch out for the smoggies and the yakkers though...

WonderingAR · 06/09/2024 22:51

Aydel · 06/09/2024 20:28

Labradoodles are the only dogs, apart from the odd gun dog. There is always a man in shorts and at least one in red trousers, no matter the time of year or the weather. They wear striped shirts on top. Women are all thin and blonde, wearing skinny jeans or a floaty tea dress from Boden, sometimes in a “fun” print. Everyone talks loudly, quacking or braying.

Chelsea or around?

Leavingonaneasyyetplane · 06/09/2024 22:51

MrsDoylesLastTeabag · 06/09/2024 20:06

We all go to vegan dinner parties with Jeremy Corbyn.

Islington

WhatNext24 · 06/09/2024 22:51

CakeIsNotAvailable · 06/09/2024 21:35

The Sefton coast? It's about 30% golf courses, 30% sand dunes, and 40% golf courses with sand dunes!

Nope, no sand dunes!

ThomasPatrickKeatingsDegas · 06/09/2024 22:52

WonderingAR · 06/09/2024 22:48

Kingston?

Very close!

AllHisCaterpillarFriends · 06/09/2024 22:53

Port1aCastis · 06/09/2024 21:38

We live over the bridge past the nearly home trees

Lifton, although you might be a little further into Cornwall.

The roundabouts must be Swindon.

PelicanPopcorn · 06/09/2024 22:53

Rigatone · 06/09/2024 19:54

My husband wears a flat cap every day.

Birmingham

Imisscoffee2021 · 06/09/2024 22:53

Perzival · 06/09/2024 22:02

Newcastle

Yep :)

Yellowtrouser · 06/09/2024 22:58

Beduff

Whalesong · 06/09/2024 23:01

Imalittlewitch · 06/09/2024 20:43

One of Ireland's few palindromes;) one hour from Dublin city centre

Navan

Whalesong · 06/09/2024 23:02

ThomasPatrickKeatingsDegas · 06/09/2024 22:52

Very close!

Hampton?

Wacadu · 06/09/2024 23:05

Dangerblouse · 06/09/2024 20:35

We hunt haggis and dislike tourists

Edinburgh

TortoiseT · 06/09/2024 23:05

Single mums, knives and barracks. If you bought a posh flat here you are unlikely to tell people where you actually live, preferring to use the made up posh name the developers gave your estate.

MavisPennies · 06/09/2024 23:06

TooHotTooGrumpy · 06/09/2024 22:02

We enjoy a parmo, after a pint.

Redcar

Pigtailsandall · 06/09/2024 23:06

Love this thread!

We all grab a flat white from a scandi-inspired coffee shop or an IPA fro a brewery bar costing the equivalent of a small nation's gdp before heading home to make our own sourdough

Yellowtrouser · 06/09/2024 23:06

Trumpton · 06/09/2024 22:40

And we all ride motorbikes at 200 miles an hour!

Which ever way you throw me I will stand

MissEsmeWatson · 06/09/2024 23:07

Well dressed lady in the chemist asked for strong painkillers because she had strained her arm herding sheep.

Quinque · 06/09/2024 23:07

MrsMoastyToasty · 06/09/2024 21:13

It's gurt lush.
We all like hot air balloons.

Bristol

MissEsmeWatson · 06/09/2024 23:08

@Pigtailsandall Chelmsford?

mpsw · 06/09/2024 23:13

MissEsmeWatson · 06/09/2024 23:07

Well dressed lady in the chemist asked for strong painkillers because she had strained her arm herding sheep.

Hawkshead?

Pinana · 06/09/2024 23:14

Popular with the Russians, who come to visit our Cathedral with its 123m spire (bringing gifts of Novichok).

ChampagneLassie · 06/09/2024 23:15

H0TBUZZARD · 06/09/2024 19:52

Correct !

Lived in Brighton for years and never heard this🤣

ChishiyaBat · 06/09/2024 23:16

Pinana · 06/09/2024 23:14

Popular with the Russians, who come to visit our Cathedral with its 123m spire (bringing gifts of Novichok).

Salisbury?

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