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Tell us a stereotype of where you live and we'll try and guess where it is

1000 replies

H0TBUZZARD · 06/09/2024 19:50

I'll start

Condoms on the beach

OP posts:
Frith2013 · 06/09/2024 22:11

We're famous for cattle and the not at all secret SAS base.

GoodieMcTwoshoes · 06/09/2024 22:11

MrsMoastyToasty · 06/09/2024 22:08

As I live between 2 cities I will describe the other city as nobody has guessed my first.

We all live in grade2 listed Georgian town houses.
We like Jane Austen and Roman remains.

Bath. Iconic.

izimbra · 06/09/2024 22:11

Fly-tipping capital of the UK. Can buy a mango at 3am. Mucho stabbing and phone snatching.

Port1aCastis · 06/09/2024 22:12

Frith2013 · 06/09/2024 22:11

We're famous for cattle and the not at all secret SAS base.

Hereford

mpsw · 06/09/2024 22:12

PurplePi · 06/09/2024 22:10

So if you want cheese on your chips, medieval ships
See mattresses in skips, then comes take a trips

Portsmouth

Andthereitis · 06/09/2024 22:13

The council owns one less shopping centre than a very close council.

iseewhatyoudidthere · 06/09/2024 22:13

MrsMoastyToasty · 06/09/2024 22:08

As I live between 2 cities I will describe the other city as nobody has guessed my first.

We all live in grade2 listed Georgian town houses.
We like Jane Austen and Roman remains.

Winchester?

WakingAt2am · 06/09/2024 22:14

Where I used to live…

Queen Victoria usually has a traffic cone as a crown. Once very posh, now druggies and deprivation.

Pinguastic · 06/09/2024 22:15

I moved to an area well known for locals being “inbred”

Stopthatknocking · 06/09/2024 22:17

PurplePi · 06/09/2024 22:10

So if you want cheese on your chips, medieval ships
See mattresses in skips, then comes take a trips

Cheese on chips???? What hell is that?

PurplePi · 06/09/2024 22:17

mpsw · 06/09/2024 22:12

Portsmouth

Nope.
We got a sports village and a velodrome
Six drive-through McDonalds for your journey home

eatingprayingloving · 06/09/2024 22:17

Gentrified hipsters

TeabySea · 06/09/2024 22:18

Orange tans
Very very white teeth
Gym bunnies in fitted clothing

BusyCaz · 06/09/2024 22:18

Pinguastic · 06/09/2024 22:15

I moved to an area well known for locals being “inbred”

forest of dean?

ChishiyaBat · 06/09/2024 22:18

fc123 · 06/09/2024 21:51

Merthyr Tydfil

Super close!

mpsw · 06/09/2024 22:19

TeabySea · 06/09/2024 22:18

Orange tans
Very very white teeth
Gym bunnies in fitted clothing

Metropolitan Essex

ChishiyaBat · 06/09/2024 22:19

Stopthatknocking · 06/09/2024 22:17

Cheese on chips???? What hell is that?

Food of the gods, especially after a night on the town!

TheMadGardener · 06/09/2024 22:20

MelodyMalone · 06/09/2024 22:05

Dartmoor?

Yes!

PlantsHaveTakenOverMyHome · 06/09/2024 22:20

thisfilmisboring123 · 06/09/2024 20:57

Portsmouth

Yep! 😁

FrenchBean7 · 06/09/2024 22:21

Pinguastic · 06/09/2024 22:15

I moved to an area well known for locals being “inbred”

Boston, Bourne or Spalding?

Ihateslugs · 06/09/2024 22:21

SleeplessInWherever · 06/09/2024 20:14

The locals are really into treacle, and silk.

Not together, I don’t think!

Macclesfield

Bumdrops · 06/09/2024 22:21

Rockschooldropout · 06/09/2024 20:20

We all wear tweed and wellies
We set off early to avoid the “traffic” (tractors and wildlife )
cheese rolling is a favourite weekend pastime

Cheltenham !

WiddlinDiddlin · 06/09/2024 22:22

JudgeJ · 06/09/2024 22:05

Bury?

Correct! :D Worcester now, Bury in the past.

PlantsHaveTakenOverMyHome · 06/09/2024 22:22

Disasterclass · 06/09/2024 20:58

Pompey!

Yeah! 😆

Bumdrops · 06/09/2024 22:22

Pinguastic · 06/09/2024 22:15

I moved to an area well known for locals being “inbred”

Forest of Dean ! 🐗

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