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Tell us a stereotype of where you live and we'll try and guess where it is

1000 replies

H0TBUZZARD · 06/09/2024 19:50

I'll start

Condoms on the beach

OP posts:
Gonk123 · 06/09/2024 21:07

Short arms long pockets!

thisfilmisboring123 · 06/09/2024 21:07

Afternoonteavirgin · 06/09/2024 21:04

I am that tight that I squeak when I walk

Leeds

IOYOYO · 06/09/2024 21:07

GaslitlikeaVictorianparlour · 06/09/2024 21:04

IOYOYO, yes, Glasgow but in the main it's an absolutely cracking place. I love this city, right down to her old bones.

We share a city! I was going to start my description with “we’re all taking heroin in a high rise flats”…but of course that’s not true either

GaslitlikeaVictorianparlour · 06/09/2024 21:07

MrsTerryPratchett · 06/09/2024 21:02

Millwall or Glasgow?

The Rangers fans sing that but in reality the whole city would be a bit sad if you didn't like us.

iFlaps · 06/09/2024 21:07

We like to think we're Northern..

HoppityBun · 06/09/2024 21:08

Pebbles16 · 06/09/2024 21:03

I live on/next to a roundabout with four distinct postcodes: prostitutes; Windrush and riots; wankerville; and nappy valley/gateway to the South!

Peckham?

BodyOdour · 06/09/2024 21:08

@MrsMitford3 , Windsor.
@H0TBUZZARD , I thought Hull was how the locals pronounced Hell.

fc123 · 06/09/2024 21:08

Repostersyndrome · 06/09/2024 20:47

Drug dealers at both end of the street and no house under £1.5million.

Wandsworth

3catsandcounting · 06/09/2024 21:10

@JudgeJ - correct!

Longsight2019 · 06/09/2024 21:10

Pot of prawns on’t fish market, pint in’t Regent Otel, few quid on’t horses.

WhatNext24 · 06/09/2024 21:10

FrenchBean7 · 06/09/2024 20:33

No one knows where this is when you say we live on here. Our neighbours need to calm down though

ON The Wirral?

DiscoBeat · 06/09/2024 21:10

H0TBUZZARD · 06/09/2024 19:55

Yorkshire?

I genuinely read that as 'wears a cat flap' (complete with visual image!)
Up North?

Tomrrowandtomorrowandtommorrow · 06/09/2024 21:10

Vikings walk the streets

Perzival · 06/09/2024 21:10

Burntout101 · 06/09/2024 21:06

I think you have to be from here to know this (I am )

Yes, you're spot on. It was the only thing I could think of apart from "birth placeof the co-op" that wasn't to do with a scandal.

I suppose Hitler and the town hall?!

ProjectBanana · 06/09/2024 21:11

Tomrrowandtomorrowandtommorrow · 06/09/2024 21:10

Vikings walk the streets

York ?

Perzival · 06/09/2024 21:11

Tomrrowandtomorrowandtommorrow · 06/09/2024 21:10

Vikings walk the streets

York?

thisfilmisboring123 · 06/09/2024 21:11

Tomrrowandtomorrowandtommorrow · 06/09/2024 21:10

Vikings walk the streets

Lincoln

ladygindiva · 06/09/2024 21:11

VW campers and dry robes on the school run

cosmobrown · 06/09/2024 21:12

I am very very clever

drspouse · 06/09/2024 21:12

Perplexed20 · 06/09/2024 20:26

Punting

Which end though?

thisfilmisboring123 · 06/09/2024 21:12

cosmobrown · 06/09/2024 21:12

I am very very clever

Cambridge

DeCaray · 06/09/2024 21:12

Sheep shaggers.

kaysee01 · 06/09/2024 21:12

My digits are webbed and my uncle is my brother

DiscoBeat · 06/09/2024 21:12

You might want to spring over here for some lunch and shopping.

IVFendomum · 06/09/2024 21:13

Simonjt · 06/09/2024 20:02

We live off meatballs

IKEA

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