I'm just going to spell it out for all the "But I neeeeeeed my late model Range Rover wankpanzer because I live in the countreeeee and all you townies don't understand!" posse:
Our rural single track lanes down here are exceedingly narrow. Your wankpanzers are exceedingly wide. See the issue?
In addition, it's amazing when meeting one of these beasts in the lanes how difficult the drivers usually find it to reverse into a parking space. I put this down to: a) most of these cars are incredibly expensive and the drivers don't want to affect their value by scratching them. Bit difficult when driving down a 7ft wide hedge tunnel. And also
b): most of the people driving these monsters are not, in fact, from down 'ere. The number of them massively increases in the summer, and given that the Borough with the biggest registration of new SUVs in the country is Kensington and Chelsea, I think we can draw our own conclusions from that.
I know nobody who lives down a proper rural track full of potholes who drives a wankpanzer. They generally drive ancient estate cars held together with cable ties, or at a stretch an old school Defender. The only shiny Range Rovers you see down here are on the gravelled drives of prim little bungalows on the main road 😆
But that all said....please don't stop driving down to Cornwall in your wankpanzers. And when you do, make sure to drive straight onto the beach in them. Pay and display car parks are just for the little people. There is an entire local meme industry dedicated to the latest photos of Range Rovers stuck on the beach in Newquay with the tide coming in, and it does warm our little hearts a treat 😊