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You can ban 3 things from ever appearing on *your* internet again -

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Theseers · 03/06/2024 21:06

What would they be

  1. Amanda Holden
  2. Newspaper articles which are just them reporting on a “viral” tiktok which is 6 months old
  3. Free People. I bought a dress. Once. Years ago. They’ve haunted my internet ever since
OP posts:
Teenagequeenwithaloadedgun · 04/06/2024 00:22

FB or Insta posts where anyone posts themselves crying or boasting about something they've bought.

Any adverts with songs or dancing.

Consenting to cookies.

SirAlfredSpatchcock · 04/06/2024 01:37

Great idea for a thread, OP - thanks!

1, Abusive (as in 'of your assumed goodwill' rather than threatening or aggressive) bacn - I think it's actually worse than spam, tbh. With the latter, you all know where you stand: that they're very happy to lie or scam you in order to hassle and trick you out of your money; but when they're pretending to be your friend and making out like you actually want to hear their relentless daily marketing tripe, just because you once/occasionally buy/bought from them, it's actually a lot more annoying.

One of the most irritating facets of this has to be the companies that send emails before Mothers' Day, Fathers' Day, St Valentine's Day etc., asking if you want to 'opt out' of their marketing emails (that you never explicitly asked for in the first place) - 'because they care and don't want to upset anybody'!

Complete load of cobblers; and by expecting you to engage - and being asked to click on a button that may well serve as a painful reminder, in order to stop the marketing, IS very much expecting you to engage - they should just own the facts: some people will be glad that they've contacted them and reminded them, and will follow up with purchases; many, probably most, won't really care at all and will ignore it; but a significant proportion will be very upset at the reminders that you've deliberately sent out, in full knowledge of that fact, on account of the fact that your only actual concern is in getting people's money.

2, I almost agree with a PP about cookie notices, but I don't actually mind the 'fair' ones that allow you to click on two or three buttons and reject/object to all. On the other hand, the real menaces are the ones that force you to spend 10-15 minutes manually turning them all off. Until relatively recently, there was actually a popular online parenting forum that did exactly this.

They so clearly hope that you will not bother starting to turn all the long list of cookies off, or that you'll give up and reluctantly allow them your default 'non-consent'. Or even that you will have the patience to turn off every cookie, but then will accidentally negate it by clicking on the huge pretty, brightly-coloured 'accept all' button at the end instead of the tiny grey 'save my choices' button.

And as for 'legitimate interest', that concept is one of the biggest scams going ever - when you have to click on a second screen behind and turn off a load more, assuming that you actually realise that 'reject ALL cookies' means 'oh, but not all these other ones of course'.

Unless it's an amazing site and/or I can't find another one that will let me do what I want to, I just back straight out and leave their site immediately; killing the golden goose and all that.

3, Unskippable ads in YouTube videos. I understand that it's an extremely expensive site to run, and that the owners want to make money. I don't mind the ads where you can watch them if you're potentially interested and then, if not, skip after 5 or 10 seconds.

However, I hate the ones that last a minute or considerably longer. Especially when I'm wanting to hear an old rock 'n' roll song from the 50s that is shorter than the pesky ad! When I know for a fact that I categorically, assuredly, unquestionably do not want to sign up to Grammarly, it's not actually helping either of us to delay every single video that I click on for a minute or more with that exact same ad over and over again.

MrsAvocet · 04/06/2024 02:17

Hmm. Hard to restrict it to 3 but at the moment I'd say Nigel Farage, Temu ads and ads for private schools. After reading one of the VAT threads on here, out of idle curiosity I googled the fees for our local independents to see how much extra the parents would actually have to find, and now I am being spammed incessantly by ads for numerous different boarding schools. I don't even have a school aged kid anymore!

Coradine · 04/06/2024 02:36

“You won’t believe what happened next” stories

Taylor Swift

Fake advertising sites that use other companies product pictures. Sure, you check the company reviews and trustworthiness and don’t buy anything but it’s annoying that these types of adverts show on so many platforms

Lifelikinotdothinki · 04/06/2024 03:21

Wars
People suffering
Animal cruelty/neglect

greedisunappealing · 04/06/2024 03:38

Pornography.
Politics.
Adverts.

MrsPringledusts · 04/06/2024 04:28

Anything to do with any sort of sport.
Temu
Harry and Meg

frozendaisy · 04/06/2024 04:31

mathsAIoptions · 03/06/2024 22:46

It has become even weirder with AI recently - I looked up a room and paint colours (not going to type it out again because....) and now it's AI-ing posts - fake rooms!!! So flower pots slightly too big, stairs not quite the right era, wall pictures blurred...it's not even REAL pictures any more.

Really AI Pinterest? Really? Wow the end of times

frozendaisy · 04/06/2024 04:38

For people who dislike targeted ads try search engine
Duckduckgo

frozendaisy · 04/06/2024 04:49

Cats on leads

Sweeping statements about, was going to say the human race, men/women, but actually anything.

Wellness guilt. If you're ill, depressed etc it's your fault for not doing yoga under a waterfall before the school run type stuff. Probably dishes out by people whose parents still pay all their bills.

Can I have another 3?

EmilyGilmoreenergy · 04/06/2024 04:49

Peter Andre

BobnLen · 04/06/2024 06:15

Cookie notifications
We see you are using an ad blocker
See this on TikTok

StoatofDisarray · 04/06/2024 06:27

Pop-ups that keep appearing as you browse a site, asking you to sign up to their newsletter (aka adverts). I'm only here looking for a cheesecloth top, I don't want to join your "family".

marshmallowfinder · 04/06/2024 07:01

Anything from the shite media containing the words "breaks silence..."

Anyone who can't understand it's would've, could've, etc, not fucking OF.

Temu adverts.

blueshoes · 04/06/2024 10:14

@SirAlfredSpatchcock good list

BakewellTart66 · 04/06/2024 10:26

I’m a cleaner/flight attendant etc. Here are all the things I hate about my customers. Get another job then, grumpy cow.
Try this 99p cleaning hack. Always involves baking soda which just makes a horrible mess.
Amanda Holden.

evilharpy · 04/06/2024 10:28

"...breaks silence"

"...issues update"

Anything involving the word "hack". It's never an actual hack.

Pennyandolive · 04/06/2024 10:32

The amount of people saying porn…I never get any popping up just randomly….

not that I want it…but it makes me wonder why you do….

Pinkbonbon · 04/06/2024 13:00

Pennyandolive · 04/06/2024 10:32

The amount of people saying porn…I never get any popping up just randomly….

not that I want it…but it makes me wonder why you do….

I was thinking the same.

If porn pops up randomly on your device, it's most likely because someone's been watching porn on it. It recommends what it thinks you'd like.

Unless its a computer with a virus off some dodgy site...but any basic Internet security would stop that.

20 years of Internet and I'm pretty sure I've never had a porn pop up.

Maddy70 · 04/06/2024 13:03

Farage

Trump

Jules Holland

Marchpain · 04/06/2024 13:05

Temu
Weight loss ads
People having performative debates about the best way to eat a scone/make a cup of tea/what you call a bread roll etc etc.

JamSandle · 04/06/2024 13:06

Adverts, most porn, nasty comments.

IWantToBeASleepingCat · 04/06/2024 13:06

Slimming world adverts/ recipes.
Harry and Megan.
Anything Love Island.

JamSandle · 04/06/2024 13:07

Pennyandolive · 04/06/2024 10:32

The amount of people saying porn…I never get any popping up just randomly….

not that I want it…but it makes me wonder why you do….

I didnt think the question was about things popping up randomly but just things you'd rather weren't on the Internet. That's how I interpreted it anyway.

ImWearingPantaloons · 04/06/2024 13:10

All the click baity'woman is 73, looks 23' shite when ever I try to read a news story on the website of my local paper