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OldSow · 30/05/2024 19:03

I'm so sorry to post this, I'm not a poo troll.

I've just been laughing at this for 10 minutes.

www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/people/my-toddler-pooed-in-primark-and-staff-treated-me-disgustingly-claims-milton-keynes-mum-4646317

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MustDust · 30/05/2024 20:58

Ffs, I would have been mortified. I potty trained my 2 at home (and poor nursery), never by taking a bloody portable potty shopping. People are so entitled now, I keep ramming it into my teenagers about what they post online never going away so be careful, poor kid with an attention seeking mum putting his poo incident in the paper.

itsgettingweird · 30/05/2024 21:01

She carries a potty everywhere to use wherever they are - including in M and S because potty training can take years.

Her whole being explains how she manages to spend £1-200 in primark frequently.

She's on another planet 🤣

itsgettingweird · 30/05/2024 21:03

And that poor kid will have his face forever etched on the interweb telling the world and potential employers he shot his pants in Superdrug and then Primark because his mum wasn't expecting another poo after the first one.

zzplea · 30/05/2024 21:09

So it was a wee in M&S, a poo in Superdrug, and another poo in Primark.

And she thinks it can take years to potty train.

minou123 · 30/05/2024 21:12

Hold on a minute.......

I'm not a mum, so one of you will need to help me.

Does this woman carry a porta-potty around with.her? Everytime her child needs a wee/poo, she whips out the potty in the middle of the shop/Street/wherever, and let's her child pee/poo in full view of everyone?

Surely, I am wrong? Please tell.me I am wrong......

I know she is complaining about an accident, but I'm.getting the impression this is what she is doing.

Have I got that right?

soupfiend · 30/05/2024 21:12

God for just once, just fucking once I would love a retailer/organisation to face this sort of thing with

We make no apology to Mrs Poo Potty, we do not appreciate children learning to potty train in our stores and neither do our staff and customers. Where possible staff will support people who have accidents due to medical reasons but we expect that potty training takes place elsewhere. We have received a formal complaint and made a paper airplane out of it.

Smartiepants79 · 30/05/2024 21:13

I saw this headline and just wondered why the hell you would put your toddler, their photo and their poo in the press!
Silly woman.

westcountrywoman · 30/05/2024 21:17

minou123 · 30/05/2024 21:12

Hold on a minute.......

I'm not a mum, so one of you will need to help me.

Does this woman carry a porta-potty around with.her? Everytime her child needs a wee/poo, she whips out the potty in the middle of the shop/Street/wherever, and let's her child pee/poo in full view of everyone?

Surely, I am wrong? Please tell.me I am wrong......

I know she is complaining about an accident, but I'm.getting the impression this is what she is doing.

Have I got that right?

I think you have understood correctly. She's bonkers. I have successfully potty trained two toddlers. No shitting or peeing took place in public view ever. We stayed at home for the first week. Once they were fairly reliable, we ventured out for very short trips. Toileting happened in the.. toilets. Accidents were cleaned up in the baby change. Emergency wees took place in a bush / behind a tree.

meganorks · 30/05/2024 21:17

Toddlerteaplease · 30/05/2024 20:43

@meganorks and to meet a friend for coffee. Recipe for disaster!

Just the smell of coffee is enough to make me need to go!

Rainydayinlondon · 30/05/2024 21:20

A child once pooed in the changing rooms of our local NEXT. The smell was vile and not only did the parents (very respectable looking) leave the shop assistant to clear it up, but they had the audacity to actually still make their purchases at the till. Not embarrassed in the slightest

westcountrywoman · 30/05/2024 21:21

SonicTheHodgeheg · 30/05/2024 19:50

One day an employer/classmate/romantic partner is going to google him and find this story. She should have thought more carefully before selling this story.

Yup. My DS (12 / year 7) and his mates often enjoy Googling names of people they know to see what they can find out about them. Imagine starting secondary school and having your new classmates happen across this. Poor Barnaby will be ripped to shreds!

feelingalittlehorse · 30/05/2024 21:23

Lost it at

“but there was more to come”

This is journalism at it’s very, very best 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AmyandPhilipfan · 30/05/2024 21:31

As a teenager I had a Saturday job in Primark. One day I came out of the staff lift into the loading type area, where no customers were allowed, and found a woman letting her approximately 4 year old grandson wee in a metal container. It looked a bit like a bin in that it had a slot near the top but had no bottom on, so the wee was seeping underneath straightaway.

I was quite dumbfounded and think I asked what she was doing and she huffed a bit and said something like 'well you've got no toilets and he was desperate!' I said we would have let him use the staff toilets if she'd asked, as we tended to take people there if a child needed to go.

She dashed off quickly and I was just deciding on how best to clean up when a manager came in. She was outraged and tried to find the woman to make her clean it up herself but the woman must have legged it out of the shop as she was nowhere to be seen.

On a side note, when my daughter was potty training I did use to take a potty out with us but that was because she didn't like sitting on big toilets - but I always made her use the potty in a toilet cubicle, not just anywhere in public!

minou123 · 30/05/2024 21:33

westcountrywoman · 30/05/2024 21:17

I think you have understood correctly. She's bonkers. I have successfully potty trained two toddlers. No shitting or peeing took place in public view ever. We stayed at home for the first week. Once they were fairly reliable, we ventured out for very short trips. Toileting happened in the.. toilets. Accidents were cleaned up in the baby change. Emergency wees took place in a bush / behind a tree.

Nooooooo! I was really hoping you would say I misunderstood.

Christ alive, this woman has bigger problems than the attitude of Prinark employees.

TheFairyCaravan · 30/05/2024 21:34

Imagine being so cock sure that you’re right in this situation that you went to the papers? The woman has zero self awareness. I bet she made a right scene in there.

transformandriseup · 30/05/2024 21:35

I remember a thread about a mum using a potty in a shop from years ago.

WindowViper · 30/05/2024 21:35

People really do this. Special mention to the mum who got her 2yo to poo in the midst of a big crowd by the hippo enclosure in Whipsnade last summer.

Invisimamma · 30/05/2024 21:44

Oh FFS you can't clean your toddlers shit in the middle of Primark. Accidents can happen but you whisk them off to the nearest toilets/baby change to get them sorted.

I didn't leave the house for first few days of pitty training, just so I was confident they'd got it and we were close to the loo.

Travel potties are absolutely grim. People use them in inappropriate places like shops and restaurants.

Mrsjayy · 30/05/2024 21:46

TheFairyCaravan · 30/05/2024 21:34

Imagine being so cock sure that you’re right in this situation that you went to the papers? The woman has zero self awareness. I bet she made a right scene in there.

Poor Barnaby stands no chance .

Bananalanacake · 30/05/2024 21:49

I'm also amazed at spending 200 pounds in Primark but it depends how often she goes there.

Yellowbananasarebetterthangreen · 30/05/2024 21:50

I feel sorry for that kid......... anyone searching for his name or hers in the future is potentially going to find this article. Super humiliating for him if the kids at school are aware of this having happened.
But his mum got her 5 mins of fame and the fee for the article............. so that makes everything ok [not]

sebanna · 30/05/2024 21:59

Feel at bit sorry for Barnaby, having his poorly timed poo in Primark being put on the Internet. Hope he's not embarrassed by it when he's a teenager.

AppleDumplingWithCustard · 30/05/2024 22:07

I once saw a mum whip out a potty and stick her child on it in one of the aisles in an M&S food hall. A member of staff reprimanded her and she was less than pleased.

Ohnobackagain · 30/05/2024 22:22

sebanna · 30/05/2024 21:59

Feel at bit sorry for Barnaby, having his poorly timed poo in Primark being put on the Internet. Hope he's not embarrassed by it when he's a teenager.

Thank God @OldSow and @sebanna his name wasn’t Peter. There’d be loads of ‘Peter Pooped in Primark’ headings and so on. Trying to think of any for Barnaby but can’t really. I’m traumatised at the thought Barnaby might have got poo on anything in the shop he’d touched. Yuck.

ThereIsATInWater · 30/05/2024 22:22

There's also a FB thread about this, where the mother is telling us all we're wrong and she's right...