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Craziest conspiracy theory

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sashh · 19/05/2024 07:27

I've just come across Rick Wiles.

According to him the covid jab injected an egg in to your bloodstream. These have now hatched into a synthetic parasites and this is a plan to take over the world.

I love a good conspiracy theory. What is the craziest one you have come across?

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nothingsforgotten · 20/05/2024 22:12

Blahdymcblahdyface · 20/05/2024 12:00

They’re all in on it !! …… or something about sheeple

Wow, who knew??? I'd better book a ticket myself and then I can come back onto MN and tell you are where people who say they are in Australia actually are.😂

DrJonesIpresume · 20/05/2024 22:44

Secretarirat · 20/05/2024 21:36

This is conspiracy theorist 101 though.
The world is run by shadowy elites, governments merely incompetent puppets.

I love the theories around Denver Intl Airport, the giant blue horse (Blucifer) that killed its creator, the weird murals (would love to hear a rational explanation for those!), the building work thats been going on for years building alleged tunnel networks (for whom?).

There are also theories and mystery (maybe) surrounding Antarctica. Apparently a secret base was visited by Hitler and other world leaders.

Why would shadowy elites choose incompetent puppets to work for them? The potential to cock up even the best-laid plans would be fairly high. They cock up their own plans often enough - imagine the mess they could make with someone else's.

Any road up - the shadowy elites aren't exactly making a good job of running the world, are they?

OneFrenchEgg · 21/05/2024 06:57

Mrsdyna
For those mentioning Tartaria not being an empire, I have a very old globe that shows that it existed and was large. Just saying.

I’ve got a bridge to sell you

I've just looked it up and Tartary was used as a geographical location; it's the lost civilisation stuff that's the conspiracy theory

StarShipControl · 21/05/2024 07:15

Some of the lost civilisation stuff is fascinating.
I think it's fair to say that you can't go from a simple agricultural people to then suddenly build pyramids.
That's some pretty advanced building so it makes sense that civilisation was advanced at that stage.
There are pyramids all over the world as well. It does spark a few questions.

user1471538283 · 21/05/2024 08:02

It might be the people who believe in lizard people who travel to somewhere remote in the US for JFK's brother to return from the dead to then become president.

And that Australia doesn't exist because of the flat earth.

And those people that chuck some kind of metal around to discourage an alien invasion.

As you can see I only have a tenuous, if that grip on these.

I read an article about an interview with an ex flat earther and he said you must not strain to understand the logic you must just accept it. He accepted it because he was lonely and you talk into an echo chamber.

When times aren't good people cling to anything or anyone that promises better and there are alot of people with undiagnosed mental health issues

I'd like to think in a way that there are conspiracies because that would mean top level organisation and a plan. As it is there doesn't appear to be any plan except insular, selfish servicing of the wealthy.

Ginmonkeyagain · 21/05/2024 08:06

@StarShipControl Not really. The Ancient Greeks managed to work out some very complex maths problems including calculating the circumferance of the earth, they also and invented the steam engine. Communications and flow of ideas was slower in ancient times so the skills and knowledge were not shared as quickly.

Romans worked out how to build blocks of flats and huge arenas like the Colosseum while Britons were mainly still living in single room huts. That knowledge was lost to such an extent after the fall of the Roman empire that invading Saxons thought the ruins of Roman towns in Britain were built by giants as they could not understand how humans could build such large, high buildings.

It isn't aliens.

Secretarirat · 21/05/2024 08:21

DrJonesIpresume · 20/05/2024 22:44

Why would shadowy elites choose incompetent puppets to work for them? The potential to cock up even the best-laid plans would be fairly high. They cock up their own plans often enough - imagine the mess they could make with someone else's.

Any road up - the shadowy elites aren't exactly making a good job of running the world, are they?

Oh I know, but hardcore theorists overlook things like logic and reality!

Tiktok is full of those swearing blind that the sun has changed in the last few years, that rare cloud formations are brand new, that the moon is doing things it’s never done before. It’s a load of bollocks. People are looking up for the first time and noticing things they’ve never seen before.

There was one floating round not long ago about Bill Gates. Apparently there’s a doomsday map of USA and how it’ll look after extensive flooding. Bill Gates has bought large amounts of land in the areas that will be left following those floods. (Just to be clear I’m not stating this as fact, just recounting what I’ve been seeing!).

StarShipControl · 21/05/2024 08:32

@Ginmonkeyagain I never thought it was Aliens just that ancient civilisations were way more advanced than we give them credit for and maybe a lot of the technology they had was lost.

StarShipControl · 21/05/2024 08:33

Though who knows. Maybe there's some truth behind all the alien conspiracies....

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 21/05/2024 08:40

Edit to add, I can completely understand that PP and the RF in general would have lots of animosity towards Diana at the point this happened. But the premise that her death was specifically made to happen like this? No

And there's also the point that people have survived crashes as horrific as that one, because they were wearing seatbelts.

Diana wasn't.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 21/05/2024 09:14

StarShipControl · 21/05/2024 08:32

@Ginmonkeyagain I never thought it was Aliens just that ancient civilisations were way more advanced than we give them credit for and maybe a lot of the technology they had was lost.

There's an archaeologist (Francis Pryor) who makes the point in his books when talking about monuments like Stonehenge that there's no reason why ancient civilisations didn't have people who were the Newtons and Einsteins of their time and who were perfectly capable of complex thought and planning. Look how many years were spent by archaeologists trying to work out how Stonehenge was planned and erected - and yet someone did that 3,000 years ago.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 21/05/2024 10:18

Considering JFK JR was cremated and his ashes scattered at sea, that's some comeback.

SinnerBoy · 21/05/2024 10:20

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · Today 08:40

And there's also the point that people have survived crashes as horrific as that one, because they were wearing seatbelts. Diana wasn't.

Yes, the only one who survived the crash was the bodyguard and it's no coincidence that he was the only one wearing a seatbelt.

Anyamywilldo · 21/05/2024 10:40

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 21/05/2024 08:40

Edit to add, I can completely understand that PP and the RF in general would have lots of animosity towards Diana at the point this happened. But the premise that her death was specifically made to happen like this? No

And there's also the point that people have survived crashes as horrific as that one, because they were wearing seatbelts.

Diana wasn't.

That’s because her seatbelt was sabotaged. By the queen. Who isn’t really dead. looks mysterious

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 21/05/2024 10:42

That’s because her seatbelt was sabotaged. By the queen. Who isn’t really dead.
looks mysterious

Cripes. HM could do bilocation as well as being a lizard?

Anyamywilldo · 21/05/2024 10:49

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 21/05/2024 10:42

That’s because her seatbelt was sabotaged. By the queen. Who isn’t really dead.
looks mysterious

Cripes. HM could do bilocation as well as being a lizard?

She paid the driver off. She also paid police/medical staff/whoever to say the driver was drunk when he wasn’t to explain the crash. You really do need to watch more TikTok’s if you want to know the truth about stuff…

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 21/05/2024 10:57

Anyamywilldo · 21/05/2024 10:49

She paid the driver off. She also paid police/medical staff/whoever to say the driver was drunk when he wasn’t to explain the crash. You really do need to watch more TikTok’s if you want to know the truth about stuff…

That's a very interesting use of the word 'need' there....😅

I don't watch TT at all, let alone watch it more.

SouthernComfortable · 21/05/2024 11:17

Dolphins really rule. (Hitch Hikers Guide)

JaneJeffer · 21/05/2024 11:43

He's definitely got Kennedy teeth (or maybe just Turkey teeth)

Craziest conspiracy theory
Anyamywilldo · 21/05/2024 12:38

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 21/05/2024 10:57

That's a very interesting use of the word 'need' there....😅

I don't watch TT at all, let alone watch it more.

Then you won’t know the truth until it’s too late, you’ll just stay a sheeple (sheeperson?) until a lizard-person eats you or you fall off the edge of the world.

DrJonesIpresume · 21/05/2024 14:10

I'd rather be a sheeple than a fruitcake.

SinnerBoy · 21/05/2024 14:26

Oh no! I hope I don't get chased off the edge of the world by a shape-shifting lizard!

Anyamywilldo · 21/05/2024 14:38

SinnerBoy · 21/05/2024 14:26

Oh no! I hope I don't get chased off the edge of the world by a shape-shifting lizard!

I think if before the lizard apocalypse starts you post on Facebook that the moon isn’t real they don’t chase you off the edge of the earth, they keep you as a slave to build lizard statues.

thunderfrighteningrabbitrunning · 21/05/2024 14:41

All BREXIT voters are racist.

thunderfrighteningrabbitrunning · 21/05/2024 14:44

DrJonesIpresume · 21/05/2024 14:10

I'd rather be a sheeple than a fruitcake.

Sheeples are often fruitcakes. Sheeples claim that men can be women simply by self-identification.

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