One message - 6 words max. - to your teenage self

[JenniferAllisonPhillipaSue]

What would you say to yourself, as a teenager, if the portal between that time and this would only allow a written message of six words maximum?

Mine would be "Go to university regardless. Forego crisps."

Don't become a nurse it's stressful

To go opposite to this 🤘
You don't have to forgive anyone

I realise now its excuse some others can force you to believe so they get away with shit

There is no God.

Crappiest adulthood is better than this.

Dont believe him.

Start the pension.

(A financial advisor told sensible me at 25 i was far too young for a pension. Daft me listened. I'm nearly 60 with almost zero pension )

be who you you want to be

Your life will work out fine

You're autistic. Stop drinking. Sort contraception.

Drink less. Exercise.

Ignore men. Get trained. Exercise often.

Find excellent therapist. You are loveable

You will not die

Redo Maths NOW, not at 50!

Don't let men dictate your worth.

Buy the house before kids

Woman the fuck up!

It's not your fault

Virginity is misogynistic male created bollox.

Don't do Philosophy for a-level!!