One message - 6 words max. - to your teenage self

[JenniferAllisonPhillipaSue]

What would you say to yourself, as a teenager, if the portal between that time and this would only allow a written message of six words maximum?

Mine would be "Go to university regardless. Forego crisps."

Save your money. No credit accounts.

Your time will come. Be patient.

Have zero contact with your parents.

You're not mature, you're being groomed

No University, look at you now.

Invest. In. Apple.

Buy bitcoin, dump Stuart

Go top private school, not comp.

Actually, you are beautiful

leave home and do therapy

Life gets weirder than you imagined.

Don't eat cheese or chips

Too late

Unfortunately, our pain doesn't ever stop 😔

You absolutely can do this alone

Get a proper career

You’re mums a psychopath. Do it

Don't report it, just keep quiet.

Your mum will always be a cunt

Buy social media shares and property.

Your parents' problems are not yours.

😂

Dad's a cunt. Prove him wrong.

Oh, that's good thinking! 💰

Great things to look forward to!

Know your worth