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Weird shit that bothers you

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homegrowndisaster · 04/05/2024 20:49

That humans can't fly

That I won't live to see what the world is like in 1000s of years

That I can't breath underwater and just swim at the bottom of the ocean for however long I want

That I have to pay for stuff

That annual leave isn't as much as you want

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StillYourFavouriteRegret · 05/05/2024 14:22

Exactly @Cattenberg I find 'making things demonstrably worse' a very odd way to proceed through life.

ALongHardWinter · 06/05/2024 17:33

Ginkypig · 04/05/2024 22:10

Another one. Admittedly a weird one 😳

My uncle and I had a serious conversation that we would like a way to eat whatever we wanted but a biological way to remove any food without it being digested so we could eat whatever shit tasted good to us (different options per individuals) but only digest healthy foods, therefore maintaining health and healthy weight.
we came up with a tube that could be attached like the way lungs and stomach are separated so it just goes down the non digestive tube but after the taste in the mouth.

obviously the conversation covered that nothing would impact food production or climate or starvation or that digestion starts with saliva or in fact anything else that we should be concerned about.

Oh yes! This sounds like a brilliant idea. I've struggled with weight problems for most of my adult life. I just feel like I'm addicted to foods that are high fat and high sugar. I'd love to have a way to be able to eat these foods to enjoy the taste of them without actually digesting them.

Pineconepicture · 06/05/2024 20:25
  • When people say 3am in the morning.

and

  • Indicating when in the lane which is only meant to go the way you're indicating.
AliceKyteler · 06/05/2024 21:28

ScottBakula · 05/05/2024 08:56

As soon as the weather turns cold in the winter and I know nobody is going to see my legs I tend to stop shaving much .
So kind of have woolly leg warmers on from late October to March

This last winter I had a competition with myself as to how long I could grow my underarm hair. Turns out not that long, but it did keep me warm.
I only shaved it all off a few weeks ago but I honestly felt sad it was gone.
Until we meet again in the winter my hairy friend.

AliceKyteler · 06/05/2024 21:31

Trez1510 · 05/05/2024 09:15

My partner's body hair thickens in winter. His forearms are lovely all year round but extra lovely in winter! He's one of those unevolved chaps.😁

No I think he's evolving the right way!

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