Have you spotted any April fools news's stories today?

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The news story and falling energy prices. APRIL FOOLS! Obviously they forget about the rising standing charges. What good japes!

Quite liked this one from Paultons Park 😂

There’s one on the bbc about Hinton leopards on the dark - not sure if it’s an April fool or not!!

Edited to add: nope it genuine - just double checked and it’s about Attenborough new series

I've not spotted any in my brief scan of The Times this morning - except maybe the polygon puzzle which is how I like to get my brain in gear with my morning cuppa, that was a disappointing joke with only four words to find today.

Tube lines renamed (such as Victoria line the Dark, Dark line)

Our Beaver leader announced the Beavers would be doing their hairdressing badge next term.

One about gravy stations for marathon runners to replenish electrolytes mid-race.
One about facial recognition cameras in a local shopping centre to identify people jogging too fast or speeding on mobility scooters.

Coop crisp sandwich

Mystery smell reported across Russia and Finland

Doughnott doughnuts approved by Weight Watchers

Turners Pies have been asked to provide a pie for space travel. Called the NASA pie.

The Simon Cowell and Kate moss thing is clearly lookalikes.

Viper from gladiators is a new presenter on cbbc

I had an email from Boden about producing a poo bag with pictures of shitting dogs on it.

BBC (possibly local) had one about an inflatable pedestrian footbridge over the Dartford bridge crossing.

The Guardian cryptic crossword has a nice one today.

Jeremy Vine has a good one on Twitter
not yet confirmed as an April fool

Had an email from Boden about their new dog poo bags.
First thing I have considered buying from them for ages

Bic pens have flavoured pens and Hotel Chocolat is opening a rainforest at their headquarters this year.

John Lewis has invented wearable duvet coats so you can try out the different togs (online FB advert)

Here is one.

The German thing has been on the news for a while. Is true.

Masters of Malt are building an island in Scotland to put a new distillery on. I haven’t clicked the button yet which allows me to buy a bucket of sand to contribute.

Waah I didn’t open the email just saw the subject line & thought ooh that will be good for my friend who loves Boden and has all the gear for walking her dog 😂

Hate Crime Act in Scotland - but unfortunately it’s not

Found this one on our local FB.

Yes, one so far.

A pub near me put up a new glass they have.
It's made of chocolate and keeps your drinks cold.
Only downside is the Summer will melt it,so you'll have to drink faster😅
Another one a BB akery put up they've a new pan flavour.
Cheese and Onion I was getting quite excited till I realised what day it is.