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Why is my dog such a twat

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Cruisem · 17/02/2024 13:24

I have an 18 month old golden retriever x collie. Weve took him for his walk this morning and his decided it would be great fun to crawl around on the wet grass and mud and has just got absolutely filthy. Only way to clean him was a bath which is an absolute pain to do on my own with 3 children watching and getting in the way. Thankfully we have a downstairs bathroom but he still has to walk across the carpet to get there.

There must be an easier way. Any recommendations greatly appreciated ive now got a soaking bathroom and wet dog that now will take hours to dry his fur.

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RiceRiceMaybe · 17/02/2024 13:29

Rub her with a towel before taking her in.
Wait for it to dry then brush it off?
Get one of these?
Mud daddy
We always towel ours off with an old bath sheet, which gets most of it off, before she even gets in the car or house. She then lies on another towel in the kitchen until dry & there is practically nothing on her after her towelling down.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mud-Daddy-99000DS1GREEN-Portable-Washing/dp/B074W3F6BJ/ref=asc_df_B074W3F6BJ/?linkCode=df0&hvadid=218677846051&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13677341641857624943&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9045255&hvtargid=pla-422016959944&psc=1&mcid=017d3b4c3a5b3703b55eb8cc299cf00f&tag=mumsnet&ascsubtag=mnforum--chat-5009898-why-is-my-dog-such-a-twat

TinaCx · 17/02/2024 13:30

Can you hose the dog down in the garden? I used to tie my dog to the line post and give him a wash. Also , an old tin bath in the garden was another option.

MogHog · 17/02/2024 13:33

The joys of wet weather and dogs. I have two spaniels and they are never clean or dry at the moment. One loves every puddle/ditch/pond she can find and the other lives for rolling in fox shit.
I have plenty of drying towels and throws over everything at this time of year

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Galeforcewindatmywindow · 17/02/2024 13:33

My ddog tried to bring a dead frog into our house last night...
Utter twat...

happinessischocolate · 17/02/2024 13:34

Oh that's nothing, mine rolled in a massive wet cow pat 💩

Id driven to the place we were walking but couldn't put her in the car so had to walk her home and then walk back and collect my car

She didn't enjoy the hosing down in the garden 😂

DogDream · 17/02/2024 13:35

Can he wear a coat? Then you only need to towel off the exposed bits (and keep him off the furniture) while you wait to do a proper bath another time or take him to the groomers.

devildeepbluesea · 17/02/2024 13:35

I haven’t had less than 1lb of discarded scattered mud on my floor for over 21years, the sum total of my dog parenthood. Worth every overfull Hoover bag!

TomeTome · 17/02/2024 13:36

Try fix shit, black tar stinking horror! Mud is fine.

LER83 · 17/02/2024 13:38

Wash off outside, drying robe coat thing for body, dry off legs with a drying mit, and just accept house will always be a bit muddy! Plus waterproof blanket on sofa! We have a mud loving spaniel, we were all absolutely smothered in mud this morning!

Tiny542 · 17/02/2024 13:39

Honestly, mine is the same! Every. Single. Time. No matter if he is off the lead or on a lead he WILL roll in cat/fox shit lol..

we got a dog towel only for him and use this before we use the hair dryer on him. He will make the whole house stink of wet dog if we didn’t use the hair dryer!

Glenthebattleostrich · 17/02/2024 13:41

Mine hates mud and getting wet however Fox poo, wee, hedgehog poo, horse poo and goose poo are apparently her version of chanel no 5 and she loves to be doused in it 🤮

We live semi rural so have all those every dog walk!! I now keep ketchup and a 'stinky' towel by the front door and douse her in it when we get home then carry to the shower, much to her disgust.

Collywobblewobbles · 17/02/2024 13:43

🤣 aw! He's having fun!

But also: 18 months = teenager

Goldenretrievermum · 17/02/2024 13:44

If you don’t want to deal with a wet and muddy dog then don’t get one, especially a golden retriever. Your dog isn’t being a twat, they’re just acting like a dog.. What did you expect?

We have a year old GR girl, I don’t think my house or car has ever been messier or muddier (and we’ve owned horses!) but that’s the price you pay

Itwasafterallallaboutme · 17/02/2024 13:55

Goldenretrievermum · 17/02/2024 13:44

If you don’t want to deal with a wet and muddy dog then don’t get one, especially a golden retriever. Your dog isn’t being a twat, they’re just acting like a dog.. What did you expect?

We have a year old GR girl, I don’t think my house or car has ever been messier or muddier (and we’ve owned horses!) but that’s the price you pay

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She sounds perfect Goldenretrievermun!

Our last gorgeous boy left us bereft last year. We are now too old to contemplate having another one, so posts like yours make me smile again, thank you. xxx

Jennyjojo5 · 17/02/2024 14:01

GRs are like labs… they are born to get muddy and dirty; maybe more so than any other breed.

my house permanently stinks of muddy dog but I don’t care cos it’s important to me that he gets to live his best natural life as a dog and roll in mud, swim in lakes and paddle in puddles.

if you’re adverse to it you could get an equafleece which would help

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 17/02/2024 14:03

One of our dogs once found half a very dead, runny seal, wedged into the rocks at the beach. She tried to pull it free, to bring it home, and when she couldn’t, she rolled in it. A lot.

She stunk to high heaven - dh had taken them to the beach on the train, so had to bring them back the same way, and even our brown lab, who was a connoisseur of gross and stinky, didn’t want to sit next to her.

When he got them home, dh’s plan was to bring her indoors, upstairs, through our bedroom to the en suite, where he could wash her in the shower - but I put the kibosh on that bright idea, and made him hose her off in the garden.

We shampooed her twice outside, and even then she still smelt faintly of dead seal, but was clean enough to go upstairs for a shower - but by then we had run out of dog shampoo, so dh grabbed a bottle of cheap shower gel -Lynx Africa - from the main bathroom, so instead of dead seal, she smelt of teenage boy - which was an improvement, to be fair.

@Cruisem - I second the suggestion of lots of towels, kept near the back door, so you can wipe the mud off as much as possible, if you do need to take TwatDog upstairs for a bath. At least that will help save your carpets a bit.

Bax765 · 17/02/2024 14:07

We have a mud daddy or just hose down before he comes inside, depending on the level of mud!

asdunno · 17/02/2024 14:10

Can you attach him to a gate/ fence?
Go in lay towels to bathroom settle kids in front of tv

WetBandits · 17/02/2024 14:19

I have a roller, too 😂 it’s usually fox poo/dead things, but he does love to run around in the mud. Short-coated, thankfully, and 16kg so easy to carry upstairs and plonk in the wet room. I normally just get in with him because I get soaked anyway! We keep a bottle of the cheapest, most vinegary ketchup we can find in the bathroom at all times just in case of fox poo/carcass incidents.

He knows he’s heading for the shower if I don’t let him off the lead at the door, so folds his ears down and looks Very Sad Indeed. He had a shower last Sunday because he was caked in mud, and again last night because he went galloping off round the drainage ditches, fell over and got covered in silty, sulphury black mud 🙄 we’re off to the beach today so hopefully he doesn’t find any dead fish to roll about in, or he’ll be straight in the shower again!

Dirty Beastie shampoo is the best we’ve used by far.

Notaflippinclue · 17/02/2024 14:45

We had a retriever years ago - put a shower in the utility room for this very reason - my beautiful but filthy dog and I used to shower together,

Waitingfordoggo · 17/02/2024 14:50

We’re lucky to have a wet room near the back door with tiled floor en route so ddog gets taken straight through to the shower in there! Still a fair bit of cleaning up to be fair as of course he has to have a good old shake when he gets out of the shower so there’s water and hair everywhere but as it’s tiled floors it’s a fairly easy clean-up.

One of our neighbours has a car boot dog shower so they can shower their mutt on the driveway before he goes in the house.

Waitingfordoggo · 17/02/2024 14:50

But yes, I hear you: my dog is a twat also.

stillawip · 17/02/2024 15:56

Dog shower outside back door. Best thing we ever did. We have two Labradors & I’d probably get rid of my husband before I got rid of my dog shower….

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Goldenretrievermum · 17/02/2024 16:21

Notaflippinclue · 17/02/2024 14:45

We had a retriever years ago - put a shower in the utility room for this very reason - my beautiful but filthy dog and I used to shower together,

I thought that was just me 🤣🤣

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