Whats the most t bitchiest comment you have ever heard?

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At work, local gov environment - we sat nattering on our desks and a colleague walked in from a client visit and wished one of my work-mates, "Congrats on your engagement

That was fine until my co-worker stuck out her hand to show of her diamond ring set in white gold I think it was.

The workmate who walked in said, "is that real." Honestly, she was being serious and had not noted what she had done by her insensitive comments

Have you got something to share that was insensitive?

Crikey that’s quite sinister 😳

That's what I thought too. What a vile, misogynistic thing to say.

Yes, you’re rude.
You could have just said that she was stunning.
And what happened was the mix of genetics happened to produce a child that is considered aesthetically pleasing.

Mine is 30 years ago. My then friend came to visit me and my newborn. When I told her his name (a normal one by the way) she said “he’ll hate you when he grows up.”

How can you afford that!
Said to me by the local Queen Bee on the school run. DH and I had been looking at a detached house near to where she lived. She and I had the same type of three bed semi on the same estate and I needed one with a downstairs loo. And only the detached style had them. I was in the playground waiting for dd at the end of the school day and told another friend that we’d been to see this particular house. Queen Bee was stood next to us and overhead, she couldn’t help herself “No. 23? How can you afford that!”.
I told her not to worry, we decided not to buy it, we were looking for a four bed instead.

Well he’s never had an ugly girlfriend has he? So really the jokes on her.

2 years ago I'd just given birth to ds and sat at home with my best friend having a chat sat on the sofa. DH uncle comes over to meet ds. Uncle says all the pleasantries to my face and leaves. At the door I hear him say to my DH "which one was your wife again"

Like the one who's breastfeeding his baby! 😂not like I've been married to DH for 13 years! Me and my friend thought it was hilarious though but I think uncle meant it to be bitchy. x

Ouch :/

I had very similar from my Mum, 4 days after giving birth via c section to twins. She looked me up and down and said bluntly, "you look like you've still got one in there".

I was so tired i'd been hallucinating during the night, and was in awful pain with an infected section wound. I'm normally one to take comments like that on the chin but it nearly finished me off.

15 years on and i still bear a grudge 😂

Geez, people can be absolute cunts sometimes! Some of these comments are truly vicious.

The only thing I can guess is there is a famous or mildly famous person called Camille Grammer who made derogatory remarks about Louis Vuitton’s Pony’s teeth on a programme called Red Horses or Black Horses. Heard of Louis Vuitton, not the others though. Just a wild guess.

My father is a total fat shamer and has been all my life. (As has my mother).

He lives abroad and when he saw me for the first time IRL (at 8 months pregnant) he said with a tone of disgust 'You look like a telly tubby'. My parents also call me a hobbit- but apparently it's okay to say because they also look like hobbits. They have often said how good it is that the DCs inherited DH's long and lean shape.

My beloved DS1 the first time he heard them call me a hobbit (he was about 11 I think) drew himself up with indignation and bellowed at the top of his voice; 'THERE WILL BE NO FAT SHAMING IN THIS HOUSE'.

I am not quite sure what triggered my childhood - adult eating disorders... can't possibly guess. 🤔

I know!

Why is this a bad thing to say?

At a social gathering I was getting a lot of attention from a man my friend fancied. She decided to publicly humiliate me by bringing up my promiscuous sexual history from when we were teenagers, like it was a funny joke to tell, it was obviously to put this bloke off me and onto her.
The best part was, I had no intentions on him anyway, being married!

The obvious esprit d’escalier riposte to your boss’s comment is, ‘No, I’m not a bitch’. So much easier to think up later on though.

That would’ve been perfect! 😄 Said with staring eyes to mean “like you!” 😜

”I’m not being mean but from what Dan said, I thought you were going to be much prettier”.

I was 19 at the time and my friend Daniel had started dating her. She was 30. I know it shouldn’t have, but that comment really scarred me.

A friend showing us group of girls her incisions after a serious surgery. We all doing the kind thing by reassuring her said 'they aren't bad, they will fade, you won't see them in a month.'
Bar one who blurted out 'OMG you look like you've been attacked by a shark!' She is renowned for being tactless and I don't think it was malicious but fucking hell!

Trouble is - if @XenoBitch is anything like me, these ripostes don't occur to us until 2.00 in the morning when we are still weeping . . .

‘I can’t believe you’re dating Davey McRavey*. He’s way out of your league.’

• Name changed to protect the innocent. And no, he wasn’t way out of my league, but he was way out of hers 😜

Do we have the same grandmother?

Mine hated my poor mam and made her life a misery. She was also convinced that if I hadn't been born my dad. would have "come to his senses" and left my mam. I however, had trapped him.

She treated me like muck from the start, and when my siblings came along showered them with gifts while leaving me empty-handed every visit. Parents complained when she'd left the house, but neither said anything to her (she was pretty scary).

And as I got older I got such remarks as "I don't know how you're so ugly - the rest of the family is so good-looking*. When I got a uni place as a mature student, she actually snorted with contempt, then laughed, "You'll not be able to manage that!" (I did manage, and very well indeed, thank you.)

My God - the tales I could tell, but it brings too much back. 😓

*sadly for me, this is true

Met friend for a night out. I was wearing a dress that I'd recently bought. When she saw me she said "oh my I love that dress, I'd never have the guts to wear it though, I'd look like mutton dressed as lamb at my age". I'm five years older than her

One of those moments where you are too taken aback to think of an answer, then later wish you;'said "Well - I'm sure you'd know."

Following my emergency C-section my sister said to me ‘a lot of people think you aren’t a REAL mum if you’ve had a caesarean and not given birth naturally’.

Only the incredibly dense would say something as profoundly stupid as this