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Irish in the UK - what are the things that it took you ages to realise people don't say here.

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ConflictedCheetah · 09/02/2024 19:49

Inspired by the thread about Pancake Tuesday.

That thread has cracked me up because SO many posters are insisting no one EVER calls pancake Tuesday - it's Pancake Day - and sayu it's weird and wanky to call it that. And then all the Irish people on the thread are like ' wait, we've always called it that and never noticed that no one else did.

So what else you got?

For me, and I'm here 20 years, I only found out about a year ago that no one here calls a birth certificate a 'birth cert'. My English husband thought it was proper weird that I kept saying that. I had never picked up that it wasn't a thing! I think Irish people are so used to talking about the Leaving Cert or Junior Cert etc. that the Cert but feels natural. DH says no.

What other ways have I been unknowingly embarrassing myself for 20 years?

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Spookymormonhelldream · 13/02/2024 19:34

@Mamette if you ever went to the Zoo Bar (later Renards) then I'm fairly sure we would have met each other 😂😂

Spookymormonhelldream · 13/02/2024 19:37

GEE 😂😂😂 this wins

Deadringer · 13/02/2024 19:59

Gee bag = a person you don't like.

liz4change · 13/02/2024 23:04

@mikado1 reminds me of one of my favourite jokes

Did ya hear Daniel O'Donnell got a girl in trouble?

Told her ma she was smoking

honeyrider · 13/02/2024 23:51

Abhannmor · 13/02/2024 18:47

Gee - vulva. Not said as in gee whiz but like the Indian butter.

Wear - a snog.

Langers / langered - very drunk.

Reminds me of Eileen Ore Ulick Magee 😉

Alalalalalongalalalalalonglonglilong · 14/02/2024 08:28

@Westfacing thats interesting because geansaí (pronounced gansy as you spelled) is the Irish word for jumper.

diddl · 14/02/2024 10:05

The Mikado biscuits!

I only know those as the partially chocolate covered sticks.

What were they elsewhere?

Mallows?

JaneJeffer · 14/02/2024 10:25

Kimberley, Mikado and Cooconut Creams, someone you love would love some mum!

JaneJeffer · 14/02/2024 10:28

diddl · 14/02/2024 10:05

The Mikado biscuits!

I only know those as the partially chocolate covered sticks.

What were they elsewhere?

Mallows?

Yes I think they've changed the name to jam mallows now

Irish in the UK - what are the things that it took you ages to realise people don't say here.
JaneJeffer · 14/02/2024 10:30

I've googled and they're still Mikado

JaneJeffer · 14/02/2024 10:31

Kimberleys and Coconut Creams

Irish in the UK - what are the things that it took you ages to realise people don't say here.
Irish in the UK - what are the things that it took you ages to realise people don't say here.
JaneJeffer · 14/02/2024 10:32

Happy Lent Grin

Frostymorningagain · 14/02/2024 10:55

I don't think I'll ever eat a Mikado again after hearing it called a fanny biscuit...because now that I think on it...anyway...happy Lent indeed.

Taytocrisps · 14/02/2024 13:14

Frostymorningagain · 14/02/2024 10:55

I don't think I'll ever eat a Mikado again after hearing it called a fanny biscuit...because now that I think on it...anyway...happy Lent indeed.

They were a bit sickly sweet anyway. Although nicer than custard creams.

Frostymorningagain · 14/02/2024 13:56

Can't beat a chocolate Kimberly 😋

rc22 · 14/02/2024 14:00

JaneJeffer · 14/02/2024 10:28

Yes I think they've changed the name to jam mallows now

I remember having these at birthday parties when I was little in the eighties in England. I don't think they were ever called Mikados here though and I haven't seen them in years.

Tessisme · 14/02/2024 14:02

Oh God, I must have eaten my own body weight in Mikado's as a child. We used to say Mick-a-doos in our house, because my dad seemed to find deliberately changing the pronunciation of things hilarious!

Fanny biscuits though😬🤣🤣

StephanieSuperpowers · 14/02/2024 14:26

One of my SIL's grannies used to call them fancy fannies, if that is any more appetising.

Frostymorningagain · 14/02/2024 14:42

No!!! 😂😱

Facing40andfrazzled · 14/02/2024 14:43

my hubs English family wondering why I needed their pajama sizes for them to watch a tv show last visit … (Late late toy show night )
..one for everybody in the audience and roll it there Colette/Roisin were another source of confusion for visiting relatives
now your sucking diesel ( now your thinking acting getting something done )
he/she/ they would eat their dinner in the drawer ( mean person)
a ludder a flute, a header/head the ball, for idiot
all phone calls from an older relative starting with you’ll never guess whose dead .. followed by a description… ya do know them … married to yer one /yer man with the back …lives beside him/her with the head .. 2 doors down from the house with the gate … went to school with xyz drove the car with the scratch on the boot .., and yes I usually did understand the description 😂😂

And spent the week on the bog has a completely different meaning to my English co workers …. ( cutting turf for the fire or footing the cut turf )

Deadringer · 14/02/2024 14:44

mikado1 · 13/02/2024 18:36

A new one on me today, possibly regional or even v local. I'm in Munster. Commenting on a good looking woman as 'She's pencilled' Did anyone else hear that one before? It's like she's a work of art. I like it 😆 We had a good laugh discussing it.
Never heard of the Js but don't have any close by.

On first meeting with an English friend, I started to tell her a joke 'Did you hear R Kelly died?' Well we never got to the punch line because of the 'R' We both ended up sitting on a kerb hysterical with laughter as I tried to explain to her bewildered self who I was talking about. Still makes me giggle!
(PS He believed he could fly 😆)

I never heard of pencilled as a compliment, but I have heard the opposite, as in she looks a right sketch.

mikado1 · 14/02/2024 15:07

All this talk of Mikados, my ears are burning 😆

Fancy fannies has put me right off!

Abhannmor · 14/02/2024 16:09

honeyrider · 13/02/2024 23:51

Reminds me of Eileen Ore Ulick Magee 😉

😂 🤯 😂

Abhannmor · 14/02/2024 16:14

Mikados a very nice synonym for the gee I think. Brilliant biscuits too.

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