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Greg Wallace's Saturday routine

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AhBiscuits · 06/02/2024 12:28

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2024/02/03/my-saturday-gregg-wallace-autistic-son-weight-loss-alcohol/

He's getting some stick / piss taking for this.
The thing that struck me is he spends 1hr 30 with his son, who he also admits he didn't want, but hours in the gym, going out for breakfast, gaming etc. He's living the life of a single man but has a wife to do everything and have his lunch on the table by 12.
If she posted on here the cry of LTB would be unanimous.

Gregg Wallace: Why I’d choose a Harvester over a three-star Michelin restaurant

The MasterChef presenter on his unexpected loves – journalling, manifesting, geeky computer games... and chain restaurant fry-ups

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2024/02/03/my-saturday-gregg-wallace-autistic-son-weight-loss-alcohol

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AtTheHospitalAgain · 06/02/2024 14:42

This thread has brought some welcome distraction for me at a really difficult time, thank you.

He sounds really set in his ways, very boastful, and a bit "don't you know who I am" to have the pool and sauna to himself.

I've never been a fan and wondered how he became famous. Always made me laugh how he wears a hair net in food factories even though he's bald. How about a face mask instead? Funny how telly women have to be beautiful, young, slim, main childcarer, and above all scrutiny, but the men... whatever you like.

I feel for his son. Please correct me if I am wrong about non verbal autism, but surely some ramped-up input from his dad would help the little boy?

From what Greg has said, the child wasn't an accident, but he has laid down loads of horrible conditions before having him. That little boy could well read that article some day. I expect his mummy showers him with the love he needs.

My dislike of Greg has been ratified.

doris9034 · 06/02/2024 14:43

Choux · 06/02/2024 14:41

@doris9034 but tell us what you really think of him.

I pray you never have to spend time with him again. Flowers

😂

It was at the Ideal Home Show in London a few years ago - I've moved far up North since, so chances of meeting him again are slim!

Veryinteresting24 · 06/02/2024 14:46

I’m actually quite shocked at that.

beetr00 · 06/02/2024 14:47

for anyone interested, use https://www.textise.net/ for any paywall articles.

Gregg Wallace: I spend two hours a week by myself playing strategy computer games
The MasterChef presenter on his unexpected loves – journalling, manifesting, geeky games... and chain restaurant fry-ups

'I’m a much better father now I’m older' Credit: Neil Genower
How do famous names spend their precious downtime? In our weekly My Saturday column, celebrities reveal their weekend virtues and vices. This week: Gregg Wallace

5am
I wake up at the same time every morning. I’ll read for an hour – right now it’s A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles – then I’ll make myself a coffee and check emails. I’ll also look at the sign-up numbers for my health programme.

7am
I work out five days a week. I’m down at the gym half an hour before it opens. They let me in earlier, so I have a swim and sauna by myself. Then I’ll review my to-do list while walking on a treadmill, no sweating. I aim for 50,000 steps a week – I do about 7,000 a day. I’m now 12 stone [having lost five stone] and I have less than 18 per cent body fat and a six-pack, but I have a belly that bloats. I guess we all have our imperfections.

10.30am
Meet my PA Helen at the local Harvester for breakfast – bacon, sausage and fried egg. People say to me, ‘I didn’t expect to see you in here.’ Look, they do grilled chicken, there’s a salad bar, and I’ve never been disappointed. It’s all about expectation when it comes to food.

I’ve regularly been disappointed in three-star Michelin restaurants around Europe but never in a Harvester. I manage MasterChef filming, my well-being business and now there’s also my new health and well-being podcast, A Piece of Cake. I love chatting to the experts, but I’m quite the expert too, having been journalling, manifesting, goal-setting and reading self-help books for years.

12pm
Back home for lunch, which my wife Anna [Anne-Marie Sterpini] will have ready on the table. Her white bean soup with a crust of bread is a family favourite.

1.30pm
I like to spend time with my four-year-old son, Sid, who’s non-verbal autistic. He used to be in his own world but he’s starting to seek company and show eye contact. We’ll potter in the garden and play with our two dogs, Wally and Bella.

I’m a much better father now I’m older, although another child isn’t something that I would have chosen at my age. I was always very honest with Anna, but it’s what she wanted and I love her. I just requested two things – that we had help in the house (so her mum moved in), and secondly that we had at least one week a year when we holidayed just the two of us.

3pm
I’m an amateur historian. I spend two hours by myself in my home office playing Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia, set in 878 AD. I prefer turn-based strategy computer games to fast ones that require reflex.

6pm
I cook dinner for the family once a week – grilled fish from the fishmonger at the local farmshop, Hartley in Cranbrook, Kent. I like bass, sole, or crab to make sandwiches with chips. I never eat takeaways now – I make my own healthy cheeseburgers instead. I only drink twice a week, either for a rugby game or dinner with Anna. I’ll start off with a pint, then have a wine, then maybe a whisky or brandy. I don’t drink excessively any more. I’ve never, ever regretted not having a drink.

8pm
Bed. I’ve tried sitting on the sofa eating biscuits but I don’t find it fulfilling. We read or watch a film on my laptop. I’m normally asleep by nine.

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OhItsOnlyCynthia · 06/02/2024 14:47

I imagine the current Mrs Wallace has a legal agreement in place, stipulating that he leaves the house before she wakes up, eats his big plate breakfast out of the home and plays computer games for a minimum of two hours every day.

GoingDownLikeBHS · 06/02/2024 14:47

I saw this on the Accidental Partridge Twitter page too. Couldn’t make it up!

Richard1985 · 06/02/2024 14:48

Changingplace · 06/02/2024 13:04

Pic of it here :)

Thank you!

It was everything I imagined and more

AuntiePathy · 06/02/2024 14:49

To be fair, Mary Beard didn't get where she is today without several solid hours on Julius Caesar: Ultimate Strike Force before breakfast.

VoleChomper · 06/02/2024 14:55

Always made me laugh how he wears a hair net in food factories even though he's bald. How about a face mask instead?

😂

They should definitely put a mask on him. A metal one. That's welded shut.

CherryBlossom321 · 06/02/2024 14:55

What an entitled, demanding embarrassment.

dullandgrey · 06/02/2024 15:17

Surely this is tongue in cheek and not real?!

AhBiscuits · 06/02/2024 16:08

Pretty sure it's real. Unless he's just attention seeking.

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weebarra · 06/02/2024 16:14

The guardian now have an article on the article which sounds like a mash up of everything that's been said on this thread.

amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/feb/06/its-alan-partridge-meets-gwyneth-paltrow-how-gregg-wallace-became-the-ultimate-lifestyle-guru

Newyearoldhair · 06/02/2024 16:29

Not big on self awareness is he ? Prick.

newnamethanks · 06/02/2024 16:35

A man with the same level of self-awareness as Liz Truss. Without the charm.

GiftedDog · 06/02/2024 16:52

Howling with laughter at "Gregg, the healthy boiled egg" bit in that Guardian link 😭😭😭😭

AtTheHospitalAgain · 06/02/2024 16:56

weebarra · 06/02/2024 16:14

The guardian now have an article on the article which sounds like a mash up of everything that's been said on this thread.

amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/feb/06/its-alan-partridge-meets-gwyneth-paltrow-how-gregg-wallace-became-the-ultimate-lifestyle-guru

This made me really laugh. And that's a good and welcome thing. But also, shock in equal measure - the macmillan thing - wow. He could so easily have said "I'll contribute £100 if you give me my G back

TheMildManneredMilitant · 06/02/2024 16:57

This is what happens when your PR 'quietly quits'

SendARavenToRiverRun · 06/02/2024 16:58

What an utter muppet 🤣. I often wonder how he manages to be so prevalent on the telly. He's way out of his depth with other chefs and utterly charmless on anything else. Howling at that article. Smug little boiled egg 😅

RueTroussevache · 06/02/2024 17:00

Good grief. The smugness radiating off that has reached me here in France.

BarelyCoping123 · 06/02/2024 17:00

Oh my god that is unbelievably disgusting!
He is the biggest wanker i've ever heard of! This is Alan Partridge times infinity!
"Amateur historian", fuck off.
His poor son, poor wife, poor MIL. What a total and utter prick.

Deathraystare · 06/02/2024 17:02

Who would want to be around Mr Shouty man??!!!

MadeOfAllWork · 06/02/2024 17:03

I was wondering how long until it turned up on here.
It’s the way he blatantly says that he didn’t want his son that amazes me.

SgtJuneAckland · 06/02/2024 17:05

My biggest question is how does it take 90 minutes to eat soup