Another post reminding us that the average Mumsnetter is not the average Brit 😆
Fruit and veg - some days I'll have 7-10 a day (especially when the kids are around, because I'm far more bothered about them eating well), other days I live on miso soup, eggs and rice, so will have exactly zero.
Alcohol - I go through phases of drinking way too much and others where I'll have none. Currently, I have finished my last bottle yesterday and aim to drink nothing the rest of the month, mainly for weight loss reasons.
Fish - more when the kids aren't around as I have to fight to get 1x/week in with them (which will often involve a form of fish pie or tuna and pasta bake) whereas I'll happily live on fish and seafood, especially in summer.
Dairy - I love cheese and yogurts. Not sure I make it to 3 portions a day, though, especially as I do not eat cereal.
Water - I am not allowed to pee as I want at work, so very little during daytime (maybe 2 glasses' worth). I drink 2 energy drinks per day and will have herbal tea in the evenings, though, so probably make it to 6-8 glasses of fluids. As I said, I love my miso soup, too, so that counts as extra fluid intake.
Red meat - way more thank the guidance, but I'm from a culture where red meat is the basis of many cooked foods.
So, by the guidance set out, I'm crap. I still eat healthier than most people I know and the average person whose shopping I see in the supermarket.
Barely any of my food is processed as I cook from scratch (soup and energy drinks excluded) and live off freezer leftovers when the kids aren't here. I don't do takeaways often. I cook a great variety of vegetables and none of us are fussy eaters. I rarely do cakes, biscuits or sweets.