Things you've never tried but instinctively know you wouldn't like

[Sparkletastic]

For me:

Escape rooms
Tribute acts
Ceviche
Disneyland
Dubai
Las Vegas

Shagging Boris Johnson

🤮

Stilton and other cheeses that smell like death.

How can something taste good that smells so bad? I will never get to find out!

steak tartare

Going into space

Going on a submarine

Oh god how long have you got

The middle east
Having fake nails
Skydiving
Escape room/corn maze whatever
Shared living

Sorry 😂

No worries! 😆

Install a log burner (I live in a large town)
Go to a drag show
Tutor my child for grammar school entrance exams
Motorcycling / skiing / caving
Dubai / Las vegas

Dubai
Eggs
Cruises
Pate
Cold
Water swimming

I think lots of people are missing the ‘thing you have never tried’ part .

For me it’s:
Caving or anything tight underground.
Organised group holidays
Anything to do with right wing political parties
Scuba diving
Space travel
Climbing Everest
Bongo Bingo
Cruises

Marriage
Beer Pong

God, yeah. Beer Pong. There's actual drinks in the cups which you have to drink after a manky ping pong ball lands in it? Fuck that.

Also agree with Marriage, but unfortunately I'm in the 'Tried that once but I didn't like it' control group.

Dubai
climbing
sailing
cruising - most look like butlins at sea. At least if you go to Butlins you can go elsewhere.

Skiing
Skydiving
Going in one of those shark tanks to look
at sharks
Ballet- doing it. Would probably enjoy watching it judging by the enthusiasm of Lewis Litt from Suits.

Potholing.

Skiing
Disneyland (probably Florida in general tbh)
Oysters
Caving/potholing

So glad to hear someone else saying Escape rooms!

Skiing. I don’t like falling.

A ‘girly’ holiday. Don’t like getting wasted or late nights.

Dubai. It’s built by labourers who are practically enslaved. Shame on all the middle class westerners who holiday there. You are benefitting from and rewarding that modern day slavery.

Gaming

"Reality" tv shows, big brother, the only way is essex etc. Never seen them.
Hiking, rambling, fell walking. Most types of walking.
Animal documentaries where there is always some kind of threat or peril to the creatures. I actually saw one where walruses were so crowded on a tiny, high and craggy island (due to global warming) that they kept falling to their deaths. Awful. Watched it despite my instincts and should not have done, ever.

I knew I'd hate Las Vegas!
Loved it.

Sounds like my perfect day tbh

Ice Baths
Tripe
Surfing the Bore

Caving - walking through a cavern, fine, but once you get into this sort of stuff I just think “of course you got stuck and died in there, I’m only surprised you were the first”.

Dubai. Just cannot see the point, plus all the ethical issues.

Cruising - again just can’t see the point, just stay in a decent resort and it will have better facilities, without the risk of seasickness or norovirus.

Yep I thought it was brilliant. A lot like Disney. I did no gambling, just walked around looking at the crazy architecture.

The Grand Canyon and the rest of the national parks around there are spectacular though - worth going even if you hate the city.

Holidays on a sunbed by the pool. Like a smear test in a bikini with an audience.

Enforced fun and jollity of any description.

Skiing and similar terrifying winter sports