What absolutely ridiculous and inconsequential things have put you off a partner?

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I don't mean completely acceptable reasons like poor hygiene, lying, flakiness etc. I mean things that the poor other person could not possibly have anticipated would mean the end of their relationship.

For me it was many years ago when I finally finally got together with a lad I'd had a crush on for about 3 years. About 2 months after we started seeing each other he invited me to his house. Which is where he committed the unforgivable sin of picking up a broom and sweeping the kitchen floor.

That was it. 3 years of obsessing over him and, just like that, a bloody sweeping brush came between us.

This would have been a big plus for me, but I love dogs!

HOWLING 😂😂😂

these are brilliant

Sat on a chair at a restaurant the wrong was round

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A short-term boyfriend visited my house and asked if I had any 'cocoa'.

These posts have been the best laugh I’ve had all year.

Let’s just hope they weren’t those little ladybird buttons (showing my age here!).

I loved the dog dearly but crawling around on the floor petting it when you're supposed to be making a good impression on my parents. Lol

Plus he wore loafers. I'd forgotten that 😂

Wore a gap yah style pukka shell necklace (in his defence this was in 2004 so not uncommon but it put me right off).

When on our second date said ´ I would love to wash your hair one day'

Before or after you murder me? Was my immediate thought...🙄

Pissing myself here 😂

Mine was someone I’d met online but when I met him IRL he had really smooth chubby little hands. Never some him again even though he was a nice guy because of his toddler like hands.

Another would say sweeties instead of sweets and pussycat instead of just cat.

@Moccasin I also had on a first date at a pub 'would you like some chippies'

FFS I'm in my 50's not a toddler. Immediate ICK

He held his cigarette like a woman and didn't know how to inhale it properly.

I suspect he was only smoking to keep up with the crowd but he looked ridiculous.

(We all did really, at the grand age of 14 smoking in the bushes down the lane)

chest hair peeping out above the shirt collar
drinking peach schnapps

Dick was also very very long and very thin and had a mole right on the end, so it looked like an unsharpened pencil. 😂

I dated a guy once who had a really squeaky high pitched laugh. It was super awkward. His friends even called him 'the hyena'. He was a nice enough guy but ultimately, not my type, but I have to admit, it did kill the mood a bit to hear his high pitching braying next to me in the cinema. 😂

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😂

Paul Spector?

Corporal Jones: "They don't like it up 'em".

Cocolapew: "and on reflection, neither do I".

This is not inconsequential!!!!

This all the same guy, or several different guys?

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Whistled my dog.

Small womanly hands
Super tight jeans that made his legs look like parsnips
Using the word skellington instead of skeleton
All man buns (they always have super greasy roots but really fried ends)
Talking about his ex on a first date
Cardigans

Snap! Then ordered tea and cooked his little finger drinking it. Quick exit by me.

He ordered a tuna nicoise with a soft yolk on second date. Second and final date for me.