You have a million to spend but …

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You’ve only got an hour to spend it and you can only buy things that have the same letter as your first name.

You can’t pay off your mortgage or repay debts. You have to buy physical items.

Enlarged house
Education (might not count as physical)- quickly pay for private school fees for 18yrs x 2

Land

Car
Cartier jewellery
Curtains
Chanel suit
Champagne
Chaise-lounge
Cavill (Henry) 😆

Maison - I live in France so house wouldn't work. Mansion. Wouldn't either. They tend to bé draughty and full or holes in thé roof.
Maserati
Mégane
Marmite - but there are limits

Round the world trip
Rollercoaster

Stocks and shares.
Spa break
Silver

Jewellery
Jaguar
Japan holiday
John Lewis voucher to spend at my leisure

Autosleeper motor home, the biggest they do.

A modest 5-8 apartment building in Acharavi with a pool.

Champagne I reckon the resale value would be ok.
Coastal cottage - might take more than an hour to go through.
Clothes.
Canadian Goose vodka

Dom Perignon can be added to mine

House
Holiday
Handbag