You have a million to spend but …

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You’ve only got an hour to spend it and you can only buy things that have the same letter as your first name.

You can’t pay off your mortgage or repay debts. You have to buy physical items.

Coats
Cribs
Cashmere
Crumpets
Curries
Chillis
Cups
Cellos
Cakes
Crisps
Cars
Ceramic
Currencies
Cutlery
Cats
Cubs
Chocolate
Cinemas

Land
Land Rover
Lambretta
Little cottage (does that count?!)

Reckon that would do me - roaming around my land in my land rover, before going home to my little cottage. Popping to the shops on my lambretta. Renting out some of my land for money to keep me going!

Stately home
Sports car
Sparkling diamonds
Stomach job

Rolex
Real Estate
Ring (diamond)
Rubies
Rolls Royce
Range rover
Red wine (lots of) 😂

Oh and rhinoplasty!

Bet you won't let me have Really big dogs? So I'll go for a rhino and a Range Rover. Ta.

Currency 😃

a house in Hoxton

Apple iPhone
Apple MacBook
Apple Mac
Apple IPad
AirPods
Apartment in (hometown starting with an A)
An Audi

Jaguar
Jewels
Jade roller
Jugs reduction (!)
Japan trip

Cottages
Cars
Classy clothes
Cat sanctuary
Cartier watches and jewellery

Perfect! And less criminal

Art
Advent calendars
Aromatherapy massage & course & oils
Armchair
Apple tree

5 bed house in Aldeburgh
8 seater VVV Caravelle
Really fancy greenhouse

Don't think I'd be able to stretch to anything else after the house!

Land

@TheLongpigs 🤣

Amazon vouchers
Airplane (private jet)
Apartment
Air fryer
Armchair
Alpaca (for my OH)

actually might need a few more million for the above 😂

this is too easy...

start with a tesla model s (dual engine sport version)
if I can find a cheap enough painting by Turner that would be nice...

are you my sister in law? my brother is obsessed with alpacas...

cheese

Cartier
Carribbean holiday
Car

Mansion
And if any left over- Mini Cooper, mummy makeover

Diamonds.
Which I will then sell and pay of my mortgage,

Mansion

Land
Landrover