What kids TV show drives you batty?

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I hate Peppa Pig. Hate her guts. If ever there was a pig that deserved to be a bacon sandwich it's that bossy, whining, spoilt little brat. I hate her idiot brother, I hate her useless parents and I hate how much my daughter is besotted with this god forsaken show.

So anyway, what about you? Which of your children's favourites have you questioning whether day drinking is all that bad? 🍷🍹🍸

Second vote for waffle. How can a vet be such a fucking shit dog owner!

Fucking cocomelon. And bing. All of cocomelon is like nails on a chalkboard. And bing doesn't stop whining

Bing

Every.little.thing about him. Moans all the time, wants his own way, sulks, everything. Moaning... it's a Bing thing!

Yep bing is a whiney little prick. Waffle annoys me because the acting is so terrible 🥲

Messy Goes to Okido honestly makes me see red. Why does he have to yell all the time? Obnoxious blue shitbag!!

Also Peter Rabbit is a naughty little twat who should’ve gone the same way as his father.

That was quite cathartic 😮‍💨

Oh I have so many. Bing, patronising twat. Justin’s House, STOP SHOUTING, YOU CREEPY MAN. Peppa Pig, just ick. That annoying Welsh girl with the dinosaurs, makes me shudder. Supertato, just annoying noise. Cocomelon, just no. Miss Rachel, makes my ears hurt. Paw patrol, similar to supertato, just toooo loud for no good reason.

Bing. He’s a floppy earred wanker. And why does no one ever address that Pando never has any trousers on?! Paget has the patience of an absolute saint to put up with him

Another vote for Bing. He is miserable and whiney and the stories suck.

Yes to all of the PP. I hated waffle the most. The acting is so bad, they must be so embarrassed to have it as part of their career😳

DS5 has moved onto Andy and the band. More shit acting.

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Has to be the kid from fireman Sam. I want to punch him 😂

Mr fucking tumble and Go Jetters

@AluckyEllie Yes your toddler probably will 🤣 Peppa was my DD's first word!! I also hate Bing!

My DSs LOVED Numberjacks! The Number Taker's song always made me smile 'with his number sucker-upper he's the number fucker-upper...' 🤣

We still have the DVDs!

The kid that's always getting into trouble? He winds me up too. With the camouflage trousers on

Gaby and Alex appeared on prime and my daughter LOVED it! I ended up banning it because she was getting upset that she wasn't getting all the stuff they were!

Cocomelon isn't too bad....but the knockoffs on netflix make me cry, especially "little angel"...even the name! Ugh!

Blippi got banned after one of his episodes was him just smashing up cars!

What's that other programme, gosh I can't remember it now. But it was so twee, all sitting round in a circle singing every babies name. The baby club?

Maybe! My little boy went through a phase of trying to throw himself on the floor whenever he laughed Peppa style!

My sons are into The waste-of-space Larva on Netshits. I hate that programme with a passion. It was most definitely written by idiots on drugs locked up in a 25-floor apartment who never come out and experience real life on the ground. The Larva are like Bevis and Butt-head. Utter drivel.

DD(2) likes the soon-to-be-roasted pig Peppa. Bless.

Bring back Balamory, Down on the Farm, and show me show me any day.

BING! All the characters are really whiney and their grammar is terrible (yes, just like real toddlers). And why on earth are they all parented by tiny cuddly toys? Seriously, what is going on?!

Bing pisses me off, it's all about him, apparently everything is a bing thing, erm no it isn't !!

Waffles voice, omg such a dopey git.

One day flop is going to absolutely lose his shit

Baby/toddler club, it's ok with the guy doing it (bearable) but either woman annoy the hell out of me.
Giovanna is beyond irritating but the worst is Gemma Atkinson who is like a bloody out of tune foghorn.

The family in waffle the dog are also morons.

This, I think it gives children unrealistic expectations of the adults around them 🤣

And yes why are they like 7 and still at nursery

Peppa pig, blippy, cocomelon,

Coco melon… is the baby supposed to be a baby or a toddler? It sort of looks like a baby but then has skills and mannerisms of a much older child. Creepy.

the decor and homes shown in Waffle Dog and Topsy and Tim stress me out.