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you die due to the heaviest thing in the room you are in falling on you . what falls on you (not person)?

68 replies

MrShannon385 · 26/10/2023 23:04

my couch

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MinnieL · 27/10/2023 00:34

Mop bucket

MonumentalLentil · 27/10/2023 00:38

Vintage Italian chest of drawers. Although not sure how it would fall as it is impossible to move it.

DaftQuestionForToday · 27/10/2023 00:46

Maybe chest of drawers, but I'd have to be thrown across the room first.

Catsmere · 27/10/2023 05:06

Don't give my cat ideas!

frankie001 · 27/10/2023 06:43

Currently have 2 dogs and a cat on me. Happy if that’s how I go!

MyCircumference · 27/10/2023 06:48

piano

NorthCliffs · 27/10/2023 06:57

A big sealed box of reproduction mediæval weaponry. Dropped it on my foot once and broke a toe.

FoleyHuck · 27/10/2023 06:59

The mattress which is far heavier in its own right than the bed frame is. Unless the built in wardrobe somehow came loose, anyway.

Sgtmajormummy · 27/10/2023 07:11

A lump of black marble (70 x 120 x 3) on the second-hand chest of drawers. It took 2 strong people just to carry that bit.

Brenna24 · 27/10/2023 08:01

An autoclave.

reluctantbrit · 27/10/2023 08:21

A cast iron wok

MsJuniper · 27/10/2023 08:59

I am in a hotel and there is a large wooden sculpture hanging from the ceiling. It looks like a giant door wreath on its side suspended from four cords. It looks pretty heavy.

DilemmaDelilah · 27/10/2023 09:01

My bed! Although not very likely as I am on top of it 😁

ManAboutTown · 27/10/2023 09:22

This thread reminds me of the comment of one of Nicholas Soames' (large Tory MP) girlfriends

Having sex with him was like having the wardrobe fall on top of you ... with the key still in the door

Nellieinthebarn · 27/10/2023 11:27

ManAboutTown · 27/10/2023 09:22

This thread reminds me of the comment of one of Nicholas Soames' (large Tory MP) girlfriends

Having sex with him was like having the wardrobe fall on top of you ... with the key still in the door

😂Oh thats so descriptive...and has made my fanny clamp shut.

GonnaGetGoingReturns · 27/10/2023 11:29

Couch or bookshelf. If it’s the nearest thing then the couch.

Smurfmurf · 27/10/2023 11:29

A forklift truck.

Ladybird69 · 27/10/2023 16:17

@ManAboutTown congratulations you have officially given me my first ever spit my tea out all over my laptop moment! 🏆

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