Can anyone find this Christmas decoration for me?!

[TinChristmas]

I’m trying to find a tall thin decoration to go on the corner of the stairs. Last year tried a few garden centres, though a nutcracker would be ideal, but they were either garish and pink and glittery or just too scary. Looking for something like this, but this is only 30cm so need taller, I’m guessing at least 50cm, but can be up to 1m. Doesn’t have to be gonk/father Christmas just this kind of tall thin shape. Really bugging me for some reason I can’t find this mythical thing and I’ve saved up for this one decoration! This one in the picture is Tin type thing

What about 2 of these? They’re extendible (88 - 135 cm) so you can recreate the taller and shorter ones.

forgot link
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126135455278?hash=item1d5e424e2e:g:rWQAAOSwdoxlKKQB&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4E51Dy6%2FtsMRxCpKy%2BwNSqUvfpvxArfKl%2FcJof2YvZSwjwVTGHIzOcZ9kSJeNUd3ciI3qyZy%2F94EqFd7NdbZ771bmkN4xEELzX42V1x4wq5k%2BbRUc2Ci3wDlJj49SBe%2BSKiler%2BJzA93m9EXIg%2BXCLTk9dknoOtQb0QK%2FKolFve%2F1tBKyEG%2BJ9BXHVZIaI5y5fZ13Zu9SWf7Z6SGLfp%2F3DESvf5SACjqwhAzXyBOBbgw69WPR3OTEd9NJKQ0fn19cTKPjIoj%2Ff8yfC0nlHnynPe%2BP2ThMIpJ98iT0i%2B2AYXo%7Ctkp%3ABFBM5KbEzOVi

I love the Shaun the Sheep! If it wasn't £130 I'd probably buy one...

bit different
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Christmas-Village-Decorative-Coloured-Decoration/dp/B09JKYSFK1/ref=asc_df_B09JKYSFK1/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=535806390870&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5791517508295868558&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046590&hvtargid=pla-1459893272791&psc=1

https://www.manomano.co.uk/p/christmas-large-nutcracker-decoration-xmas-pre-lit-led-festive-ornament-xmas-41540343

https://www.very.co.uk/heaven-sends-nordic-grey-tall-santa/1600870460.prd

Maybe something like this?
https://www.dunelm.com/product/standing-green-gnome-1000224260

or

https://www.dunelm.com/product/light-up-magical-star-glass-tree-ornament-1000224630

"It looks like a big shiny dildo with a beard"

You're not wrong!

I bought this little guy from The Range last week. I liked his jaunty little pose and only £10.99!!

https://www.therange.co.uk/christmas/christmas-decorations/models-scenes-ornaments-and-figurines/christmas-ornaments-and-figurines/silver-gonk/?position=5&s=355810#355810

too chunky?

www.werchristmas.co.uk/products/pre-lit-sitting-christmas-gonk-50-cm

50 (H) x 21 (L) x 15 (W) cm

Lampost in 2 heights and 3 colours
https://www.dunnesstores.com/p/festive-led-lampost/7137356?colour=Red

A tree in green
https://www.dunnesstores.com/p/green-glitter-tree/7137371
or gold
https://www.dunnesstores.com/p/gold-glitter-tree/7137372
an angel
https://www.dunnesstores.com/p/standing-angel/7133345

I love them. Do Dunnes deliver to the UK, do you know?

From their website

Dunnes Stores offers customers an online order delivery service for Fashion and Homewares with delivery to home addresses in England, Scotland Wales and UK Islands.
We are pleased to offer a FREE Home Delivery service on orders of £40 and more. Otherwise, a fee of £3.95 per order applies.
Our delivery partners are Royal Mail and Parcelforce.
Orders placed before 12pm Monday to Friday are expected to arrive in 7 working days following the order date.
An additional 1-2 working days may be needed for delivery to the Channel Islands, Isle of Man, Scilly Isles, Orkney Islands, Shetland Islands, Inverness, Scottish Highlands, Oban, Arran.
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Cheers! 😃

They also do it in a pair with a Gromit. I’m holding out hope for the sale…

Huge thank you to everyone on the thread. Some properly awesome things I wouldn’t have thought of!
Will measure the space, it’s quite small a tiny depth on the corner of the stairs, and see what will fit. And what I can get away with storing each year……

I second TK Maxx or Homesense. I have a big pumpkinhead nutcracker at the top of my stairs that I bought from Homesense. They are amazing for larger ornaments.

This IS the best shop for Christmas decorations - they've shops in York, Edinburgh and St Andrew's. Been in the first two so far!

I don't personally like gonks but The Nutcracker Christmas shop has beautiful painted nutcrackers in various sizes and colours, eg

https://www.facebook.com/nutcrackerchristmas/photos/pb.100063521832273.-2207520000/1986579508286871/?type=3&locale=en_GB

Also try the Christmas page on Brandalley. You need to register.

I have the Cox and Cox lanterns and have a half landing/corner stair they don't look right on it - they look bloomin' gorgeous on my piano though

I was going to mention the lanterns, Next did some lovely ones last year

google has a reverse image function that my be of assistance

The OP isn’t looking for these particular gonks (I misread the initial post and did a Google lens search!). OP says the ones in the photo are too short, but they want something similar.

must admit i saw the picture and did not read the op properly, thank you for the update.

Love this, range tomorrow for me!

I'm finding this thread strangely fascinating! So much I wouldn't have thought of.

I have the tall grey Santa upthread, he was about £20 from B&M (another good place for large decorations) I don't get him out most years though as I do find him a bit creepy!
Matalan have some good Christmas bits sometimes too.

This guy is 46cm on BrandAlley. They’ve got the original ones you posted too, OP.

And this guy is 54cm, but looks quite startled.