Can anyone find this Christmas decoration for me?!

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I’m trying to find a tall thin decoration to go on the corner of the stairs. Last year tried a few garden centres, though a nutcracker would be ideal, but they were either garish and pink and glittery or just too scary. Looking for something like this, but this is only 30cm so need taller, I’m guessing at least 50cm, but can be up to 1m. Doesn’t have to be gonk/father Christmas just this kind of tall thin shape. Really bugging me for some reason I can’t find this mythical thing and I’ve saved up for this one decoration! This one in the picture is Tin type thing

I'm aware this won't be to everyone's taste, but I think gonks are awful, so each to their own...

www.homegiftsgarden.com/products/large-duck-santa

Oh, now you're talking! So cute 😃

https://www.tonyalmond.co.uk/christmas/christmas-santa-gonk-trio-doorstop.html

Apologies OP, I need to learn to read posts properly 😬! I thought you were searching for those particular gonks.

Have a look at Jysk, it's one of my favourite shops! They have a lovely collection of santas and other decorations. Not many shops around the country but they have a website to order from.

B&Q have christmas gnomes online, really well priced.

Is this one too scary?

https://www.jdwilliams.co.uk/shop/large-nutcracker/GB834/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=9010&optionColour=Red&optionSize=NO%20SIZE&promo=6202&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw1aOpBhCOARIsACXYv-dd2N8W5nG0Rh9U_qBHxsbQxBiW8Hpyawc3sQMxNie6toeRDCYl53EaAhErEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

This thing? www.dobbies.com/led-tall-gold-tree-60cm/5638133977.p

Your best bet is a garden centre. I can't decide if this is cute or will give you nightmares every night.

https://www.trowellgardencentre.co.uk/collections/shop-christmas/products/three-kings-christmas-inlit-father-christmas-grey-jumbo

https://www.stonethecrowsretail.co.uk/collections/christmas/products/christmas-bronze-large-slim-father-christmas-573313#

Stone The Crows does a lot of this type of thing

A grey Father Christmas is kind of depressing.
Even a green one, I could cope with, but grey? Why? Is it to blend in with the Mrs Hinch aficionados dreary decor?

It's available in a variety of other colours 😀

Ah, great. I'll have the red one in that case 😁

It looks like a big shiny dildo with a beard

Yep. Nothing says Christmas like a shiny, beardy dildo.

Get yourself down to The Range. I've also seen some friendly nutcrackers in my local garden centre.

I think they are cute!

Lantern?

www.argos.co.uk/product/9107959

Standing elf

https://www.werchristmas.co.uk/products/standing-elf-with-extendable-legs-60-109-cm-boy?variant=39672258461767&gclid=Cj0KCQjw1aOpBhCOARIsACXYv-enxLg0PodpNCvBEEnAvZvL6ikacNv15OIH3bDUUVImYeXddiA3u8aAsJWEALwwcB

Pop- up Christmas tree from Amazon.

Can you crochet?
Our crochet nutcrackers have come home... - Facebook https://m.facebook.com/TheCrochetCommunity/posts/our-crochet-nutcrackers-have-come-home-to-nova-scotia-they-will-be-on-display-in/3088307201226278/

We have tall cathedral candle.holders. like this, although ours are taller and we got them from a garden centre. The candles we bought from Prices to fit.

https://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-bloomsbury-lantern-candle-holders-set-of-2/p3983042?s_ppc=2dx_mixed_home_BAU&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclid=Cj0KCQjw1aOpBhCOARIsACXYv-deQmctM2iJbwmxS6u5tz4OVWRtP060Und3N97rSC0hCEEMxBp4FUUaAtRhEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

tsy.com/uk/listing/1482539066/vintage-elongated-skinny-resin-santa?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=tall+skinny+santa&ref=sr_gallery-1-10&sts=1&organic_search_click=1

Try again ;

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1482539066/vintage-elongated-skinny-resin-santa?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=tall+skinny+santa&ref=sr_gallery-1-10&sts=1&organic_search_click=1

https://www.trowellgardencentre.co.uk/products/three-kings-christmas-mr-noel-gonk?currency=GBP&variant=39366439436343&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=df7dca40e021&gad=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4vCez9b0gQMVW-vtCh2yEwVDEAQYByABEgKTh_D_BwE