Did anybody see that Council House Swap programme? Might have been channel 5, not sure.
People were trying to swap for various reasons and it followed certain tenants as they tried to arrange a swap.
I'm not sure I saw a successful swap the entire series...
Anyway, there was one very smug, annoying, "we're so bohemian and whacky" couple in their 60s.
They lived in an absolutely phenomenal flat in London (can't remember where, but was very desirable). It was a beautiful period property on a lovely, very expensive street.
They basically viewed a load of properties with a view to swap, but just smugly rubbished every single one of them 
They viewed the living room of one woman's flat and were all "ohno! This is so much smaller than ours! We can fit 3 writing desks in ours!" 
They mentioned the 3 bloody writing desks any opportunity they good get.
Anyway, they'd lived there for years and talked smugly about how they could afford it even when they didn't want to work and just busked for money.
They were nauseating and I felt so bad for all the other tenants who they'd led on pretending they wanted to swap.
They were horribly privileged and they knew it.