Well, my worst nightmare just came true

[HeathenPlayingHouse]

First and foremost, I'll admit upfront that I'm being totally melodramatic.

But remember that scene in Arachnophobia where the girl is in the shower, and it turns out she's not alone? I'm only taking solace in the fact that I cant confirm if it's a spider or not.

I was reaching ti put back the shower gel and felt something against my foot, and assumed that the flannel had fell off the handrail into the bath. So I looked down and saw this THING next my foot, shit myself and jumped out of the bath still covered in shower gel.

I sloshed some water towards it to get it to move down to the plug hole, and the little bastard kept standing strong- I think it took about 5 attempts, and then the bloody thing was too big to fit down the drain! 😭

I think it's dead, so I'm going to sneak back in and get a picture. I'm leaning less towards spider, and more towards mutant moth.

Wish me luck!

OK @Spybot I see your cockroaches (I can't beat the snake so give me this) and raise you:

Unexpected whip scorpion in the shower in Mexico.

Never seen one before, and never before nor since have I turned into a speeding bubble machine that says "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The biggest spider I’ve ever seen was when I lived near fields 13 years ago. It was about the size of two spread out hands and tall. It just appeared in my kitchen. It had to be killed. There was no way of catching that thing