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Cringe names you’ve heard people call their partners or children?

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lilpeepgothboy · 02/07/2023 15:29

One of my friends calls her son “little Lord” .. makes me gag.

I’ve had two female friends called “kitty” and “Pooh bear” as nicknames.

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Spareus · 02/07/2023 18:51

MissChanandlerB0NG · 02/07/2023 16:11

I overheard my DH friend on the phone to his wife of 10 years and said "okay babyy, do you need anything from the shoppies? When I get home I want lots of kissy kissies for Georgies."

All in a cutesey baby voice, I nearly threw up.

Vomit Barf GIF

Horrendous

lilpeepgothboy · 02/07/2023 19:13

I mean I started this thread about what you’ve overheard … not a what nickname do you give your partner and children.

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StampOnTheGround · 02/07/2023 19:19

FuppingEll · 02/07/2023 17:17

I call my dd all kinds of names, I never use them in company though so you'd never have to cringe through it. Dolly llama, Sausage pie, chicken pot pie, dollface and on and on. She likes it and is disappointed if I use her actual name 🤷‍♀️

We have sausage/chicken casserole, sometimes just casserole boy - glad it's not just us 😂😂

10HailMarys · 02/07/2023 21:21

lilpeepgothboy · 02/07/2023 19:13

I mean I started this thread about what you’ve overheard … not a what nickname do you give your partner and children.

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As the OP said, it’s neither here nor there what you call your own partners and kids, especially if you don’t do it in public. What you’ve heard/read other people calling their partners/kids in public or on social media, and cringed at, is the thing.

In my first office job, late 90s, it was part of my job to check my boss’s emails when he wasn’t in the office. Obviously I didn’t open the ones that were obviously personal, but he had the preview thing enabled that automatically showed you the first few lines of each message. And that was how I discovered that he called his wife ‘Scrumkins’ or ‘Scrums’.

I also used to work with a woman years ago who called her husband ‘Bubba’ or ‘Bubs’ when he came to some after work drinks with us all once. She just called him that all night in front of everyone in a really twee, cutesy way, she said it every single time she spoke to him, which became very grating very quickly.

An old classmate of mine recently paid tribute to her husband on Facebook on their anniversary and finished with “Love you to the moon and back, Care-Bear” to which he replied “Love you too, Bunny-Boo”

SirKurtBored · 02/07/2023 21:28

A friend whenever she wanted to end a night out would say to her partner “your little girl wants her bed”

NadjaCravensworth1 · 02/07/2023 21:54

My partner and I call each other Munchy. I have honestly forgotten why and constantly get embarrassed because it's second nature at home and just how we communicate but I do it out and about in public all the time then remember that's it's weird.

lilpeepgothboy · 02/07/2023 21:56

NadjaCravensworth1 · 02/07/2023 21:54

My partner and I call each other Munchy. I have honestly forgotten why and constantly get embarrassed because it's second nature at home and just how we communicate but I do it out and about in public all the time then remember that's it's weird.

I give up.

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NadjaCravensworth1 · 02/07/2023 22:02

Sorry. I also have a friend who calls her husband Smeigl which I've always found odd

Ovinnik · 02/07/2023 22:03

Two friends with babies - met each other for the first time at my house. One friend had a little boy - pet name 'winkle'. Other friend's cute name for their son's penis - you've guessed - 'winkle'. It was very funny.

Franticbutterfly · 02/07/2023 23:27

I have an aversion to the use of "other half". Even more so when people have only been together a short time. 🤮

ObviouslyNameChanged99 · 03/07/2023 00:20

My DH had a colleague whose wife called him Bunny in a cutesy voice. He knew because his colleague answered the phone on speaker a lot of the time. I thought it sounded a bit weird but sweet, then I went to the company Xmas party and heard it in real life. It was cringe.

Awwhh Bunny it's so nice to meet your work fweinds, they're so lovely and fweindly, they must love you as much as me. Love you, Bunny.

So weird and cringy. Not a new relationship either!! Think they were happily married with 2 children.

LilySavage · 03/07/2023 00:56

My DH and daughter are often squirrel… no idea why. My daughter also gets squnch and smudge. I’m often presh or treash (precious/treasure).

my sister and I swap between pudding and sausage. I’m also kiddo or little red to my brother. If he calls me by my name I know there’s something wrong. I always call him a variation of his name and never his given name. We’ve always done this and being the youngest, I have no idea how they started! Nicknames are big in our family!

bobblyjob · 03/07/2023 01:14

one of my colleagues is a guy who pretends to be super macho and a bit of a dick. His face was amazing when his girlfriend called him fluffy bear in front of his gym going equally macho fireman friends

SarahDippity · 03/07/2023 01:18

A friend with a husband called Barry referred to him as BarBar once and I ached inside.

Geppili · 03/07/2023 01:42

The bestest little boy in the whole of Boyland.

Reader, I ended the friendship.

CherryRipe1 · 03/07/2023 13:55

NadjaCravensworth1 · 02/07/2023 22:02

Sorry. I also have a friend who calls her husband Smeigl which I've always found odd

My friend & her brother used to call her baby Smeagle/Smeigl or Gollum.

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